# I burning your Dell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195 "2006-07-12T16:05:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/1 "2006-07-12T16:05:40Z")

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I think the NYT requires you register for this [link.](http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/10/technology/10dell.html?n=Top%2fReference%2fTimes%20Topics%2fPeople%2fD%2fDarlin%2c%20D&_r=1&adxnnl=1&oref=login&adxnnlx=1152720131-n5Rj4EepKksmWzi+qyL4vQ)

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/2 "2006-07-12T16:20:03Z")

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[Pics & story (no reg) here](http://theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=32550)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/3 "2006-07-12T16:26:10Z")

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Thanks, Astro.  
The ad below that article is for a free laptop. 🙂

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/4 "2006-07-12T16:34:28Z")

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Dude! You’re gonna get third degree burns!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/5 "2006-07-12T17:02:20Z")

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Note–revise plans on computer purchase. Request Damage Control options.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/6 "2006-07-12T17:06:35Z")

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Nah, he was just doing a **warm** boot.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/7 "2006-07-12T17:11:14Z")

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Go the extra cost for the motherboard fire extinguisher.  
No USB add ons.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/8 "2006-07-12T17:19:19Z")

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One more reason not to actually use the thing on your lap.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/9 "2006-07-12T17:22:24Z")

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[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]  
Go the extra cost for the motherboard fire extinguisher.  
No USB add ons.  
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“The Fireman in the Dell”

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/10 "2006-07-12T18:29:04Z")

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Usually it’s just servers that let you hot swap the drives…

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/11 "2006-07-12T19:40:20Z")

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One Dell of an explosion…

Ok, so I saw that description by mousing over the picture…

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/12 "2006-07-12T20:42:50Z")

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You know, that’s certainly not the first time that’s ever happened to a Dell. I used to work Dell tech support and I know of at least 2 times in the two years I was there that we had a laptop battery recall due to overheating batteries catching on fire. I never thought it would look quite like that though!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/13 "2006-07-12T21:54:18Z")

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Did any notice that the Dell in question belonged to one Jim Phelps?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dell/364195/14 "2006-07-12T22:58:02Z")

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Never buy a Mission Impossible surplus computer(This laptop will self destruct in 30 seconds…)
