# I Burning Your Dog 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 29, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142 "2005-08-29T19:12:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/1 "2005-08-29T19:12:49Z")
[Cocksuckers](http://www.wtoctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3771384&nav=0qq6dnvJ) > [@](#): > > Investigators say the woman who lived there walked inside her home and not only noticed items missing, but she also noticed her oven was on, with a strong stench coming from inside. Fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/2 "2005-08-29T19:23:17Z")
Awful. (But please someone tell me I’m not the only one who laughed at Bucky Burnsed very appropriate name.) ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/3 "2005-08-29T19:26:14Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > \…(But please someone tell me I’m not the only one who laughed at Bucky Burnsed very appropriate name.) Not at all. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/4 "2005-08-29T19:31:19Z")
Evelyn Williams? Is a guy? I guess I’m not suprised if he has deep seated issues. okay, it has to be said. was it a weiner dog? ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/5 "2005-08-29T19:40:33Z")
I see nothing in the article indicating gender of either suspect. Perhaps you’ve been [reading too much?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn_Waugh) ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/6 "2005-08-29T19:41:47Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Evelyn Williams? Is a guy? > > I guess I’m not suprised if he has deep seated issues. I’ve seen men named Evelyn, usually older men, but none the less, it’s not all that whacky. Maybe it’s a grandfather’s name. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/7 "2005-08-29T19:42:00Z")
Dear Og, that’s disgusting. I hope they catch the fucker. That poor woman. That poor dog. ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/8 "2005-08-29T19:49:00Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > I see nothing in the article indicating gender of either suspect. > > Perhaps you’ve been [reading too much?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn_Waugh) Except for the photo? I wouldn’t call it ambiguous, unless you think she’s got one bad 5’oclock shadow going on. 😉 Seriously, that’s incredibly awful. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/9 "2005-08-29T19:54:44Z")
I didn’t even see the photo when I first read the article. Sorry. I stand corrected. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/10 "2005-08-29T20:30:37Z")
A boy named Rose I guess. Up here in Minnesota, Evelyn is reserved for doting old grandmothers with blue hair. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/11 "2005-08-29T20:34:30Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > okay, it has to be said. was it a weiner dog? No…shepherd’s pie. I’ll go away now. ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/12 "2005-08-29T20:35:51Z")
Had a moment to calm down and reflect after my OP. It appears that Davis was the one that actually committed the horrible act of cruelty to the dog. So Davis, Here’s to hoping that when a fellow inmate begins cross examining your ass (preferably one with a nickname like, Cockzilla), he doesn’t even bother ripping off your underwear, but simply gets down in the three point stance from across the yard, breaks into a full run, then jams his scabby and pustule-covered piss pump cock so hard into you that his freakishly-large banger takes your Looms right up there with it. That is, after you enjoy the ultra intense cavity search that takes place in holding. There’s a prize in every box. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/13 "2005-08-29T21:01:47Z")
> [@Euthanasiast](#): > > So Davis, Here’s to hoping that when a fellow inmate begins cross examining your ass (preferably one with a nickname like, Cockzilla), he doesn’t even bother ripping off your underwear, but simply gets down in the three point stance from across the yard, breaks into a full run, then jams his scabby and pustule-covered piss pump cock so hard into you that his freakishly-large banger takes your Looms right up there with it. Well, this is thread is well on its way to being hijacked. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/14 "2005-08-29T21:04:01Z")
Meh. “Baby with a nailgun” will win it. They always vote with the babies. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/15 "2005-08-29T21:28:29Z")
Given the reference, I can only say that it would appear that the cops are going to chill them crackers out. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/16 "2005-08-29T21:42:48Z")
According to [WSAV](http://www.wsav.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=WSAV/MGArticle/SAV_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1031784691021&path=!frontpage), Evelyn Williams is Alexander Davis’ _girl_friend. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/17 "2005-08-29T21:57:39Z")
Ah, my hometown. I’m so proud. :rolleyes: This city seems to be chock full of bizarre crimes and sick criminals. Example: There was this particular family of criminals. The father is serving life for murder. The mother is in jail for repeated shoplifting. One son decides to break into an old woman’s house. The woman was in her 80’s and unable to move about without a walker. The waste of reosurces decides he wants her wedding band (worth about $10 in a pawn shop). She’s overweight and her hands are swollen, so the ring isn’t coming off easily. Also, she’s scared shitless because this scumbucket is threatening to kill her. She’s unable to get the ring off and begs him to take anything he wants, but to please not hurt her. He’s not moved. HE CUTS HER FINGER OFF TO GET THE RING!! All this noise alerts the neighbors (who have been looking after this poor woman because of her health). Sleazeball is arrested and put away. Along comes his brother, who is about as bright as a brick, decides his brother needs a good lawyer. The brother, who doesn’t have a job because he, too, has a police record as long as your arm, decides to turn to robbery. Now, if I were going to rob a place to get a large sum of money, I might choose a bank or liquor store. Maybe even a convenience store on a Friday night. Not so, our inept stooge. His locale of choice? A day-old bread store! He tied up the clerk using duct tape and told the clerk that he would “blow her fucking brains all over this store” if she didn’t cooperate. She did. He got away with less than $8. He was arrested within hours. He’s in prison now, too. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/18 "2005-08-29T22:06:08Z")
There’s a store somewhere that only sells day old bread? ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/19 "2005-08-29T22:12:02Z")
1. The author Evelyn Waugh is man. 2. Yes, there are day-old bread stores, run by bakeries–there is a Sunbeam one in my town. 3. hi opal ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142/20 "2005-08-29T22:21:52Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > There’s a store somewhere that only sells day old bread? There’s still a couple in town. You end up paying about a third the price. Even if you don’t get to use the whole loaf, you still save money. It’s great for a single person on a tight budget. Some people buy the bread to feed the ducks at the local duck pond. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-burning-your-dog-2/319142.md?page=2)