# I call it! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 23, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412 "2005-11-23T13:24:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/1 "2005-11-23T13:24:50Z")
As a [Jew consipring to make Michael Jackson penniless](http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/368275p-313343c.html), I call “dibs” on Neverland! Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/2 "2005-11-23T13:48:04Z")
Ewwww… Why would you want it? It probably needs to be hosed down. If you touch anything, you’d have to wash your hands with oven cleaner. Although with any luck my sister-in-law will score some good swag and I’ll get a nice Christmas gift. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/3 "2005-11-23T13:50:15Z")
Hey, they were “telephone conversations recorded without permission”, so the racism is OK! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/4 "2005-11-23T13:57:37Z")
Yet one more example, Zev. They’ll never stop hating us. Not that I can see. We just have to put up with it and make them look like the idiots they are. And I call the Beatles catalog. I could work with that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/5 "2005-11-23T14:04:09Z")
I dunno, **Zev** , are you sure you deserve it more than all the Jews who’ve really worked to bring him down, like, say, the owners and directors of Sony? ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/6 "2005-11-23T14:06:35Z")
I always did like that red leather jacket. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/7 "2005-11-23T14:17:06Z")
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard of perceived bad blood between blacks and Jews. What’s up with that? Is it an established prejudice or am I hearing of isolated incidents? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/8 "2005-11-23T14:17:31Z")
Damn. Like [this guy](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29672), I feel left out of the worldwide Jewish consipracy. Where’s my media outlet? My bank? My big house in Beachwood? ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/9 "2005-11-23T14:34:45Z")
Why you tryin’ to do him? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/10 "2005-11-23T14:47:28Z")
Hmph. I haven’t gotten my Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy newsletter in _months_. Come to think of it, I haven’t received it since I noticed that guy staring at me while I ate a Wendy’s Big Bacon Classic this past Yom Kippur. :smack: Too bad Jews don’t do penance. I’d eat a whole jar of store-bought gefilte fish if it meant that I could get my hands on some of that Beatles catalog. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/11 "2005-11-23T15:24:33Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > This isn’t the first time I’ve heard of perceived bad blood between blacks and Jews. What’s up with that? Is it an established prejudice or am I hearing of isolated incidents? Well, the Nation of Islam, with which I understand Jacko has some kind of relationship, specializes in blaming Jews and the White Man™ for all the problems of black people. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/12 "2005-11-23T15:25:54Z")
I see no mention of Michael Jackson on the [International Jewish Conspiracy website…](http://www.internationaljewishconspiracy.com/) ---
**Author:** ![JerH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@JerH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerH)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/13 "2005-11-23T15:32:59Z")
I’m not Jewish, but I’ve been mistaken for one a couple times. Can I still get in on the spoils? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/14 "2005-11-23T15:36:58Z")
You guys are supposed to be controling the world, and you can’t even succeed at getting a creepy pop star convicted of pederasty? Yáll have got to be the world’s most incompetent conspiracy! Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/15 "2005-11-23T15:48:51Z")
That’s what you’re **meant** to think. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/16 "2005-11-23T16:01:43Z")
Wish I were Jewish. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/17 "2005-11-23T16:01:45Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > I’d eat a whole jar of store-bought gefilte fish if it meant that I could get my hands on some of that Beatles catalog. That’s too high a price to pay. My grandfather used to eat that stuff. And big bowls of borscht. It was like the Culinary House of Horrors every time I visited him. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/18 "2005-11-23T16:04:10Z")
So… Just how does the International Jewish Conspiracy get along with the Illuminati? Partners in crime, or Godzilla vs. Rodan? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/19 "2005-11-23T16:05:13Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > My grandfather used to eat that stuff. And big bowls of borscht. It was like the Culinary House of Horrors every time I visited him. How long did you have to wait after he’d been to the bathroom before it was safe to go in? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/20 "2005-11-23T16:10:27Z")
I’m not Jewish either, but I do like matzo ball soup. Can I get a piece of the Beatles catalogue? Please? Just give me **Eleanor Rigby**. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412.md?page=2)