# I call it!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 23, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412 "2005-11-23T13:24:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/81 "2005-11-29T23:40:16Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> [Jacko-you are NOT the father!](http://contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/jacksons%20ex%20michael%20is%20not%20the%20natural%20father)
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> I am shocked. Just SHOCKED, I tell you!

I knew those kids looked like me… and I visited a sperm bank about the time they were conce…

Wait, no, that wasn’t a sperm bank, it was a blood bank. I remember now because that’s why I got arrested.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/82 "2005-11-30T02:43:49Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> [Jacko-you are NOT the father!](http://contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/jacksons%20ex%20michael%20is%20not%20the%20natural%20father)
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> I am shocked. Just SHOCKED, I tell you!

Is it totally gross of me to just want to cuddle you?

It is?

Okay, then…

[sub]cuddle-cuddle-cuddle[/sub]

Sorry 'bout that.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/83 "2005-11-30T03:14:39Z")

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By the way, for a good example of sanitized lyrics, check out the album _Tommy_ by The Who (one of my all-time favorites).  
Based on the lyrics supplied with the album (and online versions like [this one](http://www.lyricsdepot.com/the-who/welcome.html)) the words to “Welcome” include an invitation to “you shoemaker” to join in the Cult O’ Pinball Wizardry.

Only when you listen to the song, it’s clear that Roger Daltrey is saying “Jew Shoemaker”.

Wonder why someone felt the need to clean up that lyric? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/84 "2005-11-30T03:15:32Z")

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As long as it doesn’t involve Jesus Juice.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/85 "2005-11-30T04:31:06Z")

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What about [HE’BREW](http://www.shmaltz.com/) ?

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-it/332412/86 "2005-11-30T04:44:50Z")

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> [@Portia](#):
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> What about [HE’BREW](http://www.shmaltz.com/) ?

I’ve got a bottle in my kitchen. A friend was kind enough to buy me one for Hannukah a few years back. I don’t like beer. But, I love the bottle.

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