# I call Shot Gun MMP
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** mmp
**Created:** [June 3, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998 "2013-06-03T04:12:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 10
### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/181 "2013-06-05T17:35:37Z")
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> [@AngelSoft](#):
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> Yes, yes it is. When I signed up for the site, I was tired of using the same username Iād had since 1996. So I tried to think of a new one and came up blank. Saw a package of Angelsoft sitting on the table and was like, that sounds cute. And there you have it. XD
Well, I refrained from nicknaminā you TP but since you confessed, well, then, you are now **TP**! š
Did somebody say Junior League jokes?
Why donāt Junior Leagures like group sex?
Too many thank you notes to write afterwards.
ETA: Anybody else amused at the fact that **Apes** might post durinā birth to let us know how itās goinā?
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/182 "2013-06-05T17:47:20Z")
Iām waiting for the pics, I want to see baby pics but not birthing pics.
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/183 "2013-06-05T17:50:37Z")
> [@April\_R](#):
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> I just got my epidural. I am 6cm dilated only 4more to go.Before I got the epidural I thought I was going to pass out. I kept crying and apologizing for being such a wimp
Epidurals are a good thing.
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### Author:  [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/184 "2013-06-05T18:05:13Z")
> [@swampbear](#):
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> ETA: Anybody else amused at the fact that **Apes** might post durinā birth to let us know how itās goinā?
Last year, a friend of mine continued to play Draw Something on her phone until the doctor told her to put it down and push. The future is an awesome place to live. š
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/185 "2013-06-05T18:05:36Z")
> [@swampbear](#):
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> Why donāt Junior Leagures like group sex?
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> Too many thank you notes to write afterwards.
How does a Junior Leaguer commit suicide?
Puts all her clothes in a pile, and jumps off the top.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/186 "2013-06-05T18:10:43Z")
**BBBobbio** good one! š
How can you tell when a Junior Leaguer has an orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
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### Author:  [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/187 "2013-06-05T18:16:32Z")
Huh. In my neck of the woods, these jokes are told about a different subset of women.
Still funny, though. š
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/188 "2013-06-05T18:17:33Z")
Shame on yāall.
Eleanor Roosevelt was a member of the Junior League.
:dubious:
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/189 "2013-06-05T18:22:14Z")
How do know that a Junior Leaguer had a multiple orgasm?
She hangs up on her mother.
ETA: **Drae** , when I lived in Indiana, these where known as Carmel Housewife jokes, after the hoity toity Indianapolis suburb.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/190 "2013-06-05T18:24:35Z")
What does a Junior Leaguer say during sex?
Beige, Iāll paint the ceiling beige.
Oh please **flytrap**. You should know by now we have no shame.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/191 "2013-06-05T18:32:59Z")
> [@swampbear](#):
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> Oh please **flytrap**. You should know by now we have no shame.
But, _ **Eleanor Roosevelt** _! :eek:
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/192 "2013-06-05T18:38:35Z")
How many Junior Leagures does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to tell the maid and one to pour the Diet Coke.
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### Author:  [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/193 "2013-06-05T18:39:44Z")
Yaāll are bad M,kay. Bad I say bad.
Time to watch GOT for a bit, I am the proud owner of season 3 episodes 1 thru 9.
Cheerio
**Jim**
Oh hi and welcome **TP** , as much as we talk about tp should it be **N.O.TP**?
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/194 "2013-06-05T18:44:41Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Oh hi and welcome **TP** , as much as we talk about tp should it be **N.O.TP**?
Only when we talk about wipinā our butts.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/195 "2013-06-05T19:42:55Z")
Hereās where we quit today: [first 5 pics.](http://s72.photobucket.com/user/fairychatmom/library/?sort=6&page=1)
We ran some errands, including changing our phone plan to pay-as-you-go. Now that \*\*FCD \*\*isnāt working, we use our cell phones so rarely it was dumb to pay for the smart phone data plan we had. Now weāll just have basic phones. Easy-peasy and cheap. Even paying the penalty for canceling our contract early, weāre saving $300 considering what weād have spent by the time the contract was up, so itās all good.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/196 "2013-06-05T19:55:29Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Now weāll just have basic phones. Easy-peasy and cheap. Even paying the penalty for canceling our contract early, weāre saving $300
Cool.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/197 "2013-06-05T20:40:42Z")
Howdy from da cave! I left irk a little early and made open faced turkey sammiches with smashed **N.O.T.** and a green sallit. That was on the menu for last night but got put off in favor of not too shabby Chinese [del]hog trough[/del] buffet.
Tonight is Evening Prayer over to the church house. Lookinā forward to it.
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/198 "2013-06-05T20:55:22Z")
Any official word from **Apesā** family?
I know the answer, but itās not my place to sayā¦
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### Author:  [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/199 "2013-06-05T21:16:01Z")
Happy new baby, **Apes**!
I am so tired. I had to train the second new chick today. Donāt have a name for her yet. I talked so much I nearly got a sore throat. Sheās working a split shift tomorrow so Iāll have a few hours to get a few detailed things done I couldnāt do with her asking me questions about all the things.
I have to work with her again (full shift) Saturday and Tuesday. Iām gonna make her do things other than pass everything off on me then.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/200 "2013-06-05T21:19:38Z")
So, āJunior League-rā is a goyishe Jewish American Princess. Good to know.
**Congrats Apie and Welcome Apelette!!!**
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