# I call Shot Gun MMP
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** mmp
**Created:** [June 3, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998 "2013-06-03T04:12:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 17
### Author:  [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/321 "2013-06-07T18:14:00Z")
> [@Taomist](#):
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> So, anyone need anything from the store while I’m up? 😛
I actually do need a new A/C filter, thanks.
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### Author:  [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/322 "2013-06-07T18:50:43Z")
Sorry, but who/what is “ **TP** ”?
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/323 "2013-06-07T18:53:07Z")
**Tao** be a dear and pick up a dozen filet mignons while you’re out. Hey, she asked, so go big I say! 😃
Howdy from da cave. I decided to call it a day early just cause I could. No idea about dindin. Swipin’ the General’s dindin sounds kinda good to me right now.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/324 "2013-06-07T18:55:15Z")
> [@Taomist](#):
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> So, anyone need anything from the store while I’m up? 😛
one of everything to go, please.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/325 "2013-06-07T18:57:53Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#):
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> Sorry, but who/what is “ **TP** ”?
The famous Jazz musician Thelonious Punk.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/326 "2013-06-07T18:58:12Z")
Sort of impulse-bought a ticket to a show today. 🙂 Had to go a long way for it, but I imagine it’ll be worth it.
Gotta try to find some music for the uke today.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/327 "2013-06-07T19:04:08Z")
Alright, in an effort to eat well this summer I just had a [Klose](http://www.bbqpits.com/) call. Snagged a 20x36 HD pipe smoker so we can rib and brisket-up. Now, if only some sturdy neighbors can help me get it out of the rental truck. I ain’t doin’ 550 lbs by myself. I’ll season it tonite, then party at lieu’s!
I’d like to hug whoever invented BBQ and patios. He/she wuz good people.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/328 "2013-06-07T19:07:09Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#):
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> Sorry, but who/what is “ **TP** ”?
That would be **AngelSoft** , since the username is also a TP brand name. There is logic to nicknames here. 😃
Thundering and pouring and generally icky here.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/329 "2013-06-07T19:22:52Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> There is logic to nicknames here. 😃
When did this start?
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/330 "2013-06-07T19:35:11Z")
You want illogic? We can start calling you **Possum Toes** 😛
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/331 "2013-06-07T19:39:50Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> You want illogic? We can start calling you **Possum Toes** 😛
Is that the 'opposite of TP?
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/332 "2013-06-07T19:45:04Z")
> [@Spiderman](#):
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> You’re going to TN to see Apelet??? I didn’t think you liked to drive that far.
My niece had her baby on Wednesday too.
The HFH is in TN so you know I’m no heading that way. She hasn’t come back yet and nobody knows when she will but I imagine it will be soon to see her new grandson.
Today has been a sucky day.
It’s almost 4pm, I’ve been up since 6am and I still haven’t stopped long enough to eat. I said f’it and ordered pizza. It’s been chaos all day.
I need to take a deep breath and pull it together.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/333 "2013-06-07T19:53:05Z")
It amuses me no end that these “Nigerian Princes” and others who want me to share in a multi-million dollar inheritance do not take the time to have someone fluent in English review the text of their emails. I have seen such ridiculous spelling and grammatical errors that the email is practically screaming “Hey! I’m fake! Don’t even think about falling for me!”
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/334 "2013-06-07T20:45:10Z")
OYKW has gone to swipe the General’s dindin. He said that sounded good to him as well. I mow da yahd a little later today before the neighbors start to talk. We shall see.
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### Author:  [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/335 "2013-06-07T20:46:11Z")
Day eleven million of having to deal with new chicks and training. Also, we had a guest with a Medical Emergency that required a 911 call.
I’m so damn tired it ain’t even funny. And I have to go in again tomorrow and do it all over again. Bronzer (the other new chick–that’s her name now) is going to find out I’m not kidding when I warned her my mood deteriorates greatly as the week progresses. Also, if she makes any more hints about wanting my shift, I’m going to clock her with a box full of soap. The managers want me on the morning shift because I get shit done for the other shifts. Also, I can deal with a lot of the little crap that pops up without bothering them with it. She cannot, especially at this point.
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### Author:  [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/336 "2013-06-07T21:18:13Z")
Vacation, meet Tropical Storm Andrea. It’s a delightfully gray and rainy day here at Myrtle Beach. Boo.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/337 "2013-06-07T21:20:50Z")
> [@anyrose](#):
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> It amuses me no end that these “Nigerian Princes” and others who want me to share in a multi-million dollar inheritance
Tell 'em you are a \*\*_Jewish[/B_] Princess and want to see cash on the barrel head, already.
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/338 "2013-06-07T21:41:45Z")
> [@April\_R](#):
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> I will have plenty of MILFH(mother in law from hell)
I’m glad you spelled that out for us as that’s not what I think of with most of those letters.
> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> It’s full of weaponized Sri Lankan spiders!
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> **Don’t go out there!**
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> Oh, wait, _Spidey_. It’ll be ok, climb up there and poke it with a stick.
> 🙂
I know you’re being a smartass, but I have no concerns, even if there were armored Sri Lankan spiders with pointy sticks…per-feshunal courtesy an’ all! 😉
I had to be out earlier & stopped for lunch at a Mickey D’s in the shitty. I turn around from the counter to see an older woman sitting there in a nice dress wearing a too-small “rain hat”, complete with the manufacturer’s name on it…Ziploc!
Yup, she was wearing a one-gallon freezer bag on her head. :rolleyes:
Problem was, it only covered about 2/3[sup]rds[/sup] of her 'do, & none of her dress.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/339 "2013-06-07T22:22:43Z")
**Spidey** in MickeyD’s that’s a fashion statement.
So much for mowage this evenin’ as it’s rainin’ and thunderboomin’ out. Woe is me. I can’t mow da yahd. What ever _shall_ I do!
Pitiful ain’t it!
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/340 "2013-06-07T22:38:17Z")
can today get any more annoying?
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