# I call Shot Gun MMP
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** mmp
**Created:** [June 3, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998 "2013-06-03T04:12:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/81 "2013-06-04T11:14:52Z")
> [@April\_R](#):
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> It’s actually a cut in the perineum. They tend not to do that anymore
> [Episiotomy: What it is and when it's needed | BabyCenter](http://www.babycenter.com/0_episiotomy_165.bc)
I told you I was wrong! 🙂
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/82 "2013-06-04T11:29:55Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I want this on a t-shirt! Wish I could draw…
>
> And that got me thinking about a line of MMP-licensed T-shirts. So far I’ve come up with:[ul]
> [li]BLURF![/li][li]rosie’s sig[/li][li]a mountain of TP rolls[/li][li]“I’m nice, dammit!”[/li][li]the recipe for Death Chicken[/li][/ul]
> Surely there are more - I’m not fully functional yet, so I know I’m forgetting so potential designs. Maybe I should have saved this for another MMP… nah, too much like work.
>
> 😃
#1.
You forgot [ul]
[\*]How you doin’?[/ul]
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/83 "2013-06-04T11:34:30Z")
Except, **BBBobbio** , that didn’t originate in the MMP. Isn’t it from some stupid sitcom? It’d be like including _Happy Humpday_ - just not unique enough… Now, _Happy Firday_ is definitely ours. 😃
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/84 "2013-06-04T11:39:07Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffienated, purtified and at irk. 'Tis 73 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 91 and _scattered afternoon and evenin’ thunderstorms._ IOW Summer in south Jawja. I met OYKW for brekkies at Pearly’s. I had a ham 'n cheese omelette, grits and whole wheat toast. Way more than I usually eat this early so I’s stuffdfed.
**MOOOOOOM** we should also have a box of Sri Lankan Spiders tshirt, a chitlins tshirt and a trout tshirt. I’m thinkin’ an “I’m nice, dammit!” tshirt with a big scowly face would be jake! 😃
Yay for the HFUNS makin’ you feel better **StickyBuns**!
Come on out already Apelet! I’ve given myself a Fleet enema before. No, it is not fun. Works though. Works real good.
**flytrap** one would have thought you of all plants would be good at catchin’ a moth. :dubious: Also, I took the new pool float out of its bag last night. No bikini clad wimmens were in there with it, so I won’t be sendin’ you any packages. Sorry.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/85 "2013-06-04T11:44:12Z")
> [@swampbear](#):
>
> Also, I took the new pool float out of its bag last night. No bikini clad wimmens were in there with it, so I won’t be sendin’ you any packages. Sorry.
Damn.
Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) and I could sure use some help around the house.
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### Author:  [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/86 "2013-06-04T11:50:33Z")
Morning all,
I has much blurfage. Why can’t I sleep good during the week? Also why didn’t anyone tell me my fly was down? I just noticed this. It’s going to be _that_ kind of day isn’t it?
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/87 "2013-06-04T12:06:26Z")
> [@Jynxster](#):
>
> Morning all,
>
> I has much blurfage. Why can’t I sleep good during the week? Also why didn’t anyone tell me my fly was down? I just noticed this. It’s going to be _that_ kind of day isn’t it?
I would have told you!
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### Author:  [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/88 "2013-06-04T12:12:33Z")
Morning, everybody. I seem to be almost over the Plague, on my last day of antibiotics. But Roomie’s feeling terrible today, and decided to stay home after making it all the way to the coffee shop this morning. I think she secretly just wanted to watch cartoons, but I can’t blame her for that. I’ll feel bad if she gets my sick, mostly because she won’t go to the doctor until she absolutely has to and she’s an even bigger baby than me, sometimes.
I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday. Blurf.
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/89 "2013-06-04T12:16:10Z")
Hgppy Toosday!
It’s a beautiful breezy 61 degrees outside, the sun is shining and the humidity is low.
Time to turn off the AC and open the windows.
I’m also very happy I got everything done on yesterdays agenda except I need to finish the announcements and I have one more load of laundry.
I tried printing out pics of Sah-son to include but they came out streaky. I think that means the ink is low. I have another printer still in the box, a Kodak, that I will try before I buy more ink.
I didn’t kill anyone.
Today is pizza day and laundry day.
**Apes** I think whoever asked you to do that has a sadistic streak in them.
{{{ **Sticky** }}}
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/90 "2013-06-04T12:28:59Z")
I am doing a liquid diet and miralax instead. I think the prep is mostly in anticipation of a possible csec
What sucks is today is the hubs and my 8th anniversary and we won’t be able to eat out or risk me going out or any “extracurricular activities” 😉
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/91 "2013-06-04T12:49:12Z")
**Moooom** - I’d buy one of each. I’d love to see the expression on people’s faces when I wear them
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/92 "2013-06-04T13:05:32Z")
> [@April\_R](#):
>
> I am doing a liquid diet and miralax instead. I think the prep is mostly in anticipation of a possible csec
> What sucks is today is the hubs and my 8th anniversary and we won’t be able to eat out or risk me going out or any “extracurricular activities” 😉
The Wages of Sin.
🙂
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/93 "2013-06-04T13:07:16Z")
Finished of a package of orange chocolates today, and it’s not even 9:30 AM yet. I was naughty.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/94 "2013-06-04T13:33:51Z")
> [@Jynxster](#):
>
> Morning all,
>
> I has much blurfage. Why can’t I sleep good during the week? Also why didn’t anyone tell me my fly was down? I just noticed this. It’s going to be _that_ kind of day isn’t it?
I would have pointed and \!
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/95 "2013-06-04T14:10:55Z")
Can I bang my head???
I want to bang my head.
I had to scan and email pages and pages and pages to the mortgage company.
35 pages in all and each had to be attached individually because you can’t attach folders and I have no idea how to make 35 pages into a file.
I just heard back that the tops of all the pages have been cut off so I have to scan and email 35 pages AGAIN!
Well okay it won’t be all 35 because I sent three years of tax returns instead of two but now I need to add bank statements so it’s probably back up to 35.
Ugh, they looked fine when I checked them.
The good news is they do mortgages under $50,000 and once they get this I should get my pre approval letter and be on my way!!!
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/96 "2013-06-04T14:11:08Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#):
>
> I want this on a t-shirt! Wish I could draw…
>
> And that got me thinking about a line of MMP-licensed T-shirts. So far I’ve come up with:[ul]
> [li]BLURF![/li][li]rosie’s sig[/li][li]a mountain of TP rolls[/li][li]“I’m nice, dammit!”[/li][li]the recipe for Death Chicken[/li][/ul]
> Surely there are more - I’m not fully functional yet, so I know I’m forgetting so potential designs. Maybe I should have saved this for another MMP… nah, too much like work.
>
> 😃
I will NOT wear “It’s Moanday, back to irk in the orifice” lest it give the wrong impression. :eek:
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/97 "2013-06-04T14:12:51Z")
_ **Happy Apesiversary!!** _
You do know those extracurricular activities got you in your present condition, right?? 😉
\*\*FCD \*\*and my sis are enroute to the chaps store. We’ve got more gravel under the deck, and when they get back, we’ll hang the rest of the joists. Sis needs to head back to Balto about 2:30.
Barring unforeseen issues, we should be able to put deck boards on tomorrow… I hope… I should go out there and do something. But my chair is so comfy. 😃
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/98 "2013-06-04T14:15:54Z")
Lol **FCM**. Thanks 🙂
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/99 "2013-06-04T14:54:08Z")
I worked up a bit of a sweat - I put landscape cloth along a strip of dirt between the new deck and the old, then shoveled gravel over top of it. I’m thinking eventually, I’ll have some planters in there sitting on the gravel. It’s a bad place to try to weed and maintain, but it’ll work out great as a base for big planters. So yay! 😃
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-call-shot-gun-mmp/659998/100 "2013-06-04T15:09:59Z")
_ **Happy Apesiversary!!** _
Why, yes I did copy and paste that. I’m lazy. So There! 😛
OOOOH! We need a “So There! :p” tshirt.
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