A few years back my MIL was up raking by the road on her yard when some punks in Daddy’s SUV pull up next to her and roll down the window.
She thought they were going to ask the time or directions.
They yelled " Fuck you!" at her and other things before peeling out.
My mother in law burst into tears.
Personally, if it were me, I would have used my rake on their pwecious car as they left and then heaved a rock through their back window.
But, that is just me then.
Now, I’d just wish them impotence and acne.
Well, tomatoes are kind of like nature’s water balloons.
I’m glad you called. Here in Indianapolis, some kids were throwing eggs at passing cars a few months ago. One guy in a truck got out and started shooting. It’s not smart to throw stuff at cars, kids!
You can watch a couple of these sociopaths videotape their contribution to the sum of human achievement at:
http://comegetyousome.com/funny%20video_40.htm
toward the bottom of the page, labeled:
“I hope the guy caught him and beat him to a pulp. Always be aware of your surroundings.”