# I Came Back...and I Brought Pie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928 "2006-04-17T01:25:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/1 "2006-04-17T01:25:47Z")
There are 5 more pieces of yummy, scrumptious home made applie pie left. I am eating one piece as i type (insert Homer sounds where appropriate). Why do YOU deserve a piece of this yummy pie? ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/2 "2006-04-17T01:30:30Z")
Ooo, ooo, oooooo! 'Cause I’m the first one here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/3 "2006-04-17T01:30:37Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Why do YOU deserve a piece of this yummy pie? Well, I don’t know if I deserve it. But I think I’m no more than a few miles away from you, so at least my slice may still be warm… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/4 "2006-04-17T01:47:06Z")
I’m back in Buffalo right now…but it is still nice and delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/5 "2006-04-17T01:48:10Z")
> [@JustAnotherGeek](#): > > Ooo, ooo, oooooo! > > 'Cause I’m the first one here! > 😃 Heh. Um, being first is a good start. You got anything else? You’re building a very strong case. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/6 "2006-04-17T01:49:34Z")
Because if you don’t I will have to beat you senceless with this slice of dried mango. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/7 "2006-04-17T01:49:55Z")
I deserve a piece of apple pie because I had a tooth pulled Thursday and my mouth is still sore. Apple pie would be very soothing, and I am so tired of soup? Where’s my pie? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/8 "2006-04-17T01:51:04Z")
> [@Ludy](#): > > Because if you don’t I will have to beat you senceless with this slice of dried mango. Ah…you were so close to the pie. I, however, will happily eat the mango that you bludgeoned me with. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_O_Malley_s_Cow)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/9 "2006-04-17T01:51:43Z")
Because I am not feeling good today and Apple Pie is comfort food and it would help me feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/10 "2006-04-17T01:52:15Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > I deserve a piece of apple pie because I had a tooth pulled Thursday and my mouth is still sore. Apple pie would be very soothing, and I am so tired of soup? > > Where’s my pie? I dunno…in the first paprt…are you asking me, or telling me? You’re getting farther away from the pie…it’s on a plate for ya and everything…just…gotta…earn it! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/11 "2006-04-17T01:53:17Z")
> [@Mrs O'Malley's Cow](#): > > Because I am not feeling good today and Apple Pie is comfort food and it would help me feel better. Aw…what’s wrong? Tell me, what can Pie do for you? ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/12 "2006-04-17T01:57:22Z")
Because I’m an MMP Cool Kid. Duh. Also, my puns kick ass. I’d like my pie a la mode, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_O_Malley_s_Cow)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/13 "2006-04-17T02:18:11Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Aw…what’s wrong? Tell me, what can Pie do for you? Something nice and warm in my upset tummy. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/14 "2006-04-17T02:20:37Z")
Why do I deserve it? Because I’ll trade you for a slice of this cherry pie I made tonight. Or perhaps you’d prefer blueberry? Easter dinner was tres yum. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/15 "2006-04-17T02:30:08Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Ah…you were so close to the pie. I, however, will happily eat the mango that you bludgeoned me with. Ahh so close! **Frantically looks around for another beating tool, but all that is around is empty candy wrappers from Easter chocolate** On second thought maybe I don’t need pie… ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/16 "2006-04-17T02:33:35Z")
How about - I just spent 5 and a half hours assembling a swing set. Two swings, hangy bar, glider, and slide. Big bastard. All by myself. If not pie, then someone could at least walk on my back. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/17 "2006-04-17T02:35:56Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Because I’m an MMP Cool Kid. Duh. Also, my puns kick ass. > > I’d like my pie a la mode, thank you. One slice of pie for you. Have at it, buster. Ice cream is in the freezer. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/18 "2006-04-17T02:37:37Z")
> [@Mrs O'Malley's Cow](#): > > Something nice and warm in my upset tummy. ☹ You also get pied…but it’s not warm right now. Need a backrub? **Spatial Rift 47** will be more than happy to rub down a fellow pie-goer. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/19 "2006-04-17T02:38:27Z")
Well, I really think that you ought to save that pie for yourself, Loune, because you probably deserve it and all. (But if it just going to go to waste… I’ll just clean that plate up for you, shall I?) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928/20 "2006-04-17T02:38:48Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > How about - I just spent 5 and a half hours assembling a swing set. Two swings, hangy bar, glider, and slide. Big bastard. All by myself. > > If not pie, then someone could at least walk on my back. You also get a backrub from **Spats**. Have at her, big fella! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-came-back-and-i-brought-pie/352928.md?page=2)