# I can barely contain my excitement!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071 "2004-09-25T20:18:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071/21 "2004-09-26T13:28:50Z")

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> [@unclviny](#):
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> HEY!!  
> I was told that there was pie here, were is my pie?!
> 
> Unclviny

Sorry, the goat eat it.

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**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071/22 "2004-09-26T14:36:00Z")

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Thanks for the warm welcome. Sorry about the goat eating the pie but if everyone comes to my house, I will make pie for all of you. Hope you don’t mind cats…I have eight. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071/23 "2004-09-27T02:33:16Z")

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As long as they stay out of my pie.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071/24 "2004-09-27T02:40:50Z")

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> [@melondeca](#):
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> Hope you don’t mind cats…I have eight.

:: looks hypnotically into multiple feline gaze ::

Cats… are… good…

:: goes into kitchen to open a can of tuna ::  
:: does not find tuna ::  
:: ponders going over to store to buy tuna ::

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071/25 "2004-09-27T08:14:04Z")

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> [@The world's most deadliest...](#):
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> I just popped in to say that I initially skimmed the headline as “I can barely contain my _excrement_!”

ditto.

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**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071/26 "2004-09-27T20:18:53Z")

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> [@melondeca](#):
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> It is funny that you say that, because I almost initially typed it as excrement.

Well, you can still ask the mods to change the title 😉

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-barely-contain-my-excitement/266071/27 "2004-09-27T20:28:33Z")

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We’re excreted for you, dear. Enjoy your stay.

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