# I can has break from moron-speak? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 18, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616 "2007-09-18T15:44:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/61 "2007-09-18T23:08:01Z")
That was not cool, man. That was not cool. at. all. That’s like the fourth f\*cking time this week I’ve been Roll’d! ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/62 "2007-09-18T23:44:07Z")
[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF] You think lolcats suck? You ain’t seen nothing yet. Check [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) out. The link says it all. If you must know more, read [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Astley#Astley_as_an_Internet_phenomenon). [/QUOTE] Airman Doors, USAF, you have no idea what you’ve just done. There was a reason why I didn’t actually “rick roll” anybody in my post and just linked to a definition. Unfortunately, the Pandora’s Box has now been opened. Save yourselves! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/63 "2007-09-18T23:47:36Z")
[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF] You think lolcats suck? You ain’t seen nothing yet. Check [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) out. The link says it all. If you must know more, read [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Astley#Astley_as_an_Internet_phenomenon). [/QUOTE] Nice try, but Opera is helpfully uncooperative with youtube links. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/64 "2007-09-18T23:51:01Z")
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow] **Waverly** is one of my least favorite posters ever but…[/SIZE] [/QUOTE] Strange. I apparently don’t dislike you enough to remember ever reading a post from you before now. I’ll probably forget this one too. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/65 "2007-09-19T01:19:22Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] That is a very astute observation. I keep expecting someone to post “Dy-no-miiiite!” In high school, there was always that one kid who didn’t let go of the inside jokes and tag lines until well after they played out. Even after you gave him an atomic wedgie and upended him into a garbage can, he’d try some stale Steve Martin line. I think the SDMB is filled with such wild and crazy guys. [/QUOTE] That’s the ticket! ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/66 "2007-09-19T01:25:51Z")
“I can has” is lame. However, I am now in love with Rickrolling. Excuse me while I go do some damage via email. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/67 "2007-09-19T01:28:42Z")
[QUOTE=Scruloose] That was not cool, man. That was not cool. at. all. That’s like the fourth f\*cking time this week I’ve been Roll’d! [/QUOTE] There is a [statement on youtube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELknoJC2WEQ) on how to combat the rickroll links. Just FYI. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/68 "2007-09-19T01:43:11Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] There is a [statement on youtube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELknoJC2WEQ) on how to combat the rickroll links. Just FYI. [/QUOTE] KLAUSNOMIED! ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/69 "2007-09-19T01:47:04Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] There is a [statement on youtube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELknoJC2WEQ) on how to combat the rickroll links. Just FYI. [/QUOTE] You, sir, are a motherfucker. But I’m still laughing my ass off. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/70 "2007-09-19T01:52:13Z")
I can has [KylieRickroll](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVDogmtajKI). Yum. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/71 "2007-09-19T02:41:32Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] There is a [statement on youtube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELknoJC2WEQ) on how to combat the rickroll links. Just FYI. [/QUOTE] Do I have to turn in my **Guy Card** ™ if I admit I like that song? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/72 "2007-09-19T02:47:54Z")
[If **Waverly** was a lolcat.](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/i-hate-everything/) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/73 "2007-09-19T03:04:21Z")
😃😃😃 😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/74 "2007-09-19T03:10:01Z")
Am I the only one in the world who hears lolcats captions spoken in Golem’s voice? And I hate lolcats. Pure glurge. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/75 "2007-09-19T03:29:48Z")
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow] **Waverly** is one of my least favorite posters ever but… I think I agree with him on this one. [/QUOTE] I like his crackers. > [@](#): > > Am I the only one in the world who hears lolcats captions spoken in Golem’s voice? Yesss, preciousss. Rickrolling has no effect on me! For one thing, my darn connection can’t handle videos and for another … [sub]I actually like that song.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/76 "2007-09-19T04:36:34Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > C’mon, folks? Aren’t we dumb enough already? Apparently, if “we” think “C’mon, folks” is a question. Gaudere’s Law, as I see it, strikes again. > [@E-Sabbath](#): > > Tomorrow is Talk Like A Pirate Day! And my 21st birthday.. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/77 "2007-09-19T07:02:07Z")
Warning - [the meme is spreading.](http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=970) And if you want it without the cats, [try here.](http://lolrats.blogspot.com/2007/08/i-is-godzilla-raaaaaarrrrrr.html) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/78 "2007-09-19T07:13:56Z")
All I can say is it is rapidly making the SDMB somewhere I don’t want to spend my time. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/79 "2007-09-19T07:18:06Z")
[QUOTE=Fugazi] I gotta agree with the OP. The final straw for me was seeing a thread in Cafe Society about Prison Break with an lolcatz style title. In the name of all that’s unholy… why? My solution is to boycott any thread with an lolcatz style title, even if it’s a thread started by a 20-something hot chick offering free sex. [/QUOTE] I iz in ur hot chiks spreadin muh genes. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616/80 "2007-09-19T07:43:11Z")
I have no fucking clue how people can think “I has whatever” is funny in the least bit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-break-from-moron-speak/419616.md?page=5)