# I can has cute asian chick? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875 "2007-09-12T04:49:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/21 "2007-09-12T15:04:28Z")
[QUOTE=nashiitashii] Tall + big boobs + big frame = Gaijinzilla [/QUOTE] Didn’t I see your photo on [amazon.com](http://amazon.com)? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/22 "2007-09-12T15:05:32Z")
[QUOTE=nashiitashii] [I can has cheezburger](http://www.icanhascheezburger.com) [/QUOTE] Nice ads on that page! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/23 "2007-09-12T15:06:21Z")
[QUOTE=nashiitashii] [I can has cheezburger](http://www.icanhascheezburger.com) [/QUOTE] Ah yes, there she is, if anyone can get me contact info it would be much appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/24 "2007-09-12T15:08:35Z")
So, what I’m getting from you is that she’s inscrutable and therefore likely inscrewable. Shame. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/25 "2007-09-12T15:09:30Z")
I bet she has a really nice [pussy](http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=1340). ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/26 "2007-09-12T15:22:28Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] Ah yes, there she is, if anyone can get me contact info it would be much appreciated. [/QUOTE] OH! The Shana Logic girl! Maybe- oh, I dunno- ASK THE SHANA LOGIC SITE? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/27 "2007-09-12T15:54:46Z")
Oh, they have cute stuff on that site. I’m on their mailing list. I don’t think you can order the cute asian model, though. Too bad. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/28 "2007-09-12T15:58:26Z")
[QUOTE=nashiitashii] [I can has cheezburger](http://www.icanhascheezburger.com) [/QUOTE] So, he wants to date this commercial actress, or whatever she is, and people are giving him advice? It’s all a giant whoosh? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/29 "2007-09-12T16:06:22Z")
If you do get crushes on Asian girls in real life, for the love of Og do not -Try to guess what country/region she’s from then assume she’s actually interested in talking about her/her parent’s home country -Try out a few words of Thai, Mandarin, whatever, especially curse words -Go on and on about how either you ‘Always fall for Asian chicks’ or ‘Rarely fall for Asian girls’ or ‘Asian girls always [fill in the blank].’ Try to make her feel like you’re not a fetishist and actually think she’s pretty and interesting by herself, rather than just another Geisha/Dominatrix fantasy with a petite body and almond eyes. It gets real old real fast. And ends way too often with the girls being the ‘last stop’ to Gaytown. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/30 "2007-09-12T16:11:08Z")
[QUOTE=Team of Scientists] Wait, you didn’t fall in love with a chick on TV, did you? My advice: you need to make your first meeting look coincidental. Follow her around for a bit. Take some pictures and arrange a shrine to her on your living room wall. Then, once you know her routine, slash her tires and come to the rescue. You’ll be married in no time. Be careful, though. We better not see you pitting her in a few weeks for getting a restraining order against you. [/QUOTE] Slashing tires is no good. Curse you ‘Run Flat’ tires! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/31 "2007-09-12T16:20:43Z")
I’m glad to see there’s sadder people out there than me. BBS2K did you ever have a crush on Bugs Bunny when Bugs Bunny dressed as a girl? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/32 "2007-09-12T17:11:57Z")
For cryin out loud, grow some nuts already. ---
**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/33 "2007-09-12T17:12:27Z")
Well, the way I see it, there’s got to be at least a few billion more of them around, so if this one doesn’t pan out, you’ve got lots more to choose from. Those flame haired alabaster-with-freckles colleens, on the other hand… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/34 "2007-09-12T17:48:48Z")
Make a V with your index and middle finger and rapidly flick your tongue between the fingers while making a “lalala” noise. Chicks dig that. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/35 "2007-09-12T17:53:37Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] Make a V with your index and middle finger and rapidly flick your tongue between the fingers while making a “lalala” noise. Chicks dig that. [/QUOTE] Asian girls respond better to that if you go “rarara.” _d&r_😉 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/36 "2007-09-12T17:57:01Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Asian girls respond better to that if you go “rarara.” [/QUOTE] I will ask my wife tonight which she prefers (she being a hot Asian chick and all). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![poetwarlord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@poetwarlord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poetwarlord)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/37 "2007-09-12T18:06:12Z")
Casually strike up a conversation with her, but don’t do it while you are drunk on a bicycle and then follow her around so that she has to cross the street to get away from a creepy weirdo who’s drunk in the middle of the afternoon. I hate it when that happens. Also don’t approach her while carrying a stuffed animal and ask her if she wants to see your sex toys. This approach doesn’t work too well either. Both these things happened to me on the same day within the same 10 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/38 "2007-09-12T18:08:39Z")
[QUOTE=poetwarlord] Casually strike up a conversation with her, but don’t do it while you are drunk on a bicycle and then follow her around so that she has to cross the street to get away from a creepy weirdo who’s drunk in the middle of the afternoon. I hate it when that happens. Also don’t approach her while carrying a stuffed animal and ask her if she wants to see your sex toys. This approach doesn’t work too well either. Both these things happened to me on the same day within the same 10 minutes. [/QUOTE] Hey, I wasn’t drunk. That was an adverse reaction to my allergy medicine. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/39 "2007-09-12T18:11:30Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] I will ask my wife tonight which she prefers (she being a hot Asian chick and all). 😉 [/QUOTE] Let us know how that works out for you. The sleeping on the couch thing, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875/40 "2007-09-12T18:30:44Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Let us know how that works out for you. The sleeping on the couch thing, I mean. [/QUOTE] Nah… she’ll laugh. This is the woman who sent me an e-mail the other day to remind me, and I quote, to “stop at the glocery store” on the way home. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-asian-chick/418875.md?page=3)