# I can has cute sequential thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933 "2007-09-12T17:13:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/1 "2007-09-12T17:13:27Z")
MPSIMS: **Ask the woman who put a child up for adoption** **Ask the adoptee(s)** _Are … are you my mother?_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/2 "2007-09-12T18:43:36Z")
\*\*“If I fuck more than 10 guys that makes me a slut” Would you rather have sex with ten partners once, or one partner 20 times? Cruise ship jobs What are some products or services that are definitely worth the cost? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/3 "2007-09-12T18:55:07Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] MPSIMS: **Ask the woman who put a child up for adoption** **Ask the adoptee(s)** _Are … are you my mother?_ [/QUOTE] I was wondering when those two would come together. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/4 "2007-09-12T18:56:05Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Civil War re-enactment - what to expect as a spectator? six years later\*\* Jesus, the war only lasted four! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/5 "2007-09-12T19:04:01Z")
Bouncing breasts studied at college What do your animal noises sound like? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/6 "2007-09-12T19:05:00Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] I was wondering when those two would come together. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Ooh! A trifecta! **Ask the adoptee(s)** **Ask the prison guard** **Ask the woman who put up a child for adoption** …_DAD??_ ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/7 "2007-09-12T19:07:42Z")
**Apparently I’m not over my divorce** **What’s your minor, quirky hangup?** **Kevin Everett moved his arms and legs.** **I love dancing** (I’m sorry, does that make me a bad person?) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/8 "2007-09-12T19:08:08Z")
**Leave Porn Alone! Love…"it will just happen"** But only if you lay off the porn. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/9 "2007-09-12T19:59:17Z")
\*\* Ask the complete and total asshole! \*\* \*\* Ask the Drummer! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/10 "2007-09-13T12:55:46Z")
\*\*Any traetment for chronic insomnia? Bug bites on genitals? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/11 "2007-09-13T13:18:57Z")
\*\*I pit cicadas Just pit things that make you sad \*\* Yeah. So don’t pit cicadas. Unless they make you sad. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/12 "2007-09-13T13:36:49Z")
\*\*Inspired by the Dope to… Ask the Lord. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/13 "2007-09-13T15:06:07Z")
\*\*Inspired by the Dope to… Suicide with determination \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/14 "2007-09-13T15:08:28Z")
\*\*Ask the Lord. Atheists, how do you vote for president? \*\* and \*\*What is a consultant? Ask the Lord. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/15 "2007-09-13T16:57:12Z")
\*\*If all women died In the kitchen \*\* Would they be buried bare foot? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/16 "2007-09-13T18:41:54Z")
\*\*I have my own kitchen now, give me your favorite recipies A Meal of Meh \*\* Well, I was hoping for something a little better… ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/17 "2007-09-13T18:45:05Z")
New Posts three-fer: **Ask the complete and total asshole! Will you women DROP IT already?! Apparently I’m not over my divorce** ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/18 "2007-09-13T19:36:56Z")
Over in the Pit: **Stock my deodorant, fuckers…** \*\*Customers who fly off the handle as a first reaction \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/19 "2007-09-13T19:45:12Z")
Ask the Lord… I Can Has Cute Asian Chick? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/20 "2007-09-14T12:13:33Z")
\*\* Ask the straight-A student worst grader ever \*\* You’re Just Jealous [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933.md?page=2)