# I can has cute sequential thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933 "2007-09-12T17:13:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/41 "2007-09-18T17:40:03Z")
\*\* Holocaust Deniers Is this the wrongest thing ever? \*\* Maybe. But in my list the Holocaust perpetrators were worse. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/42 "2007-09-18T17:41:50Z")
\*\* Ask the chicken person I can has cute sequential thread? \*\* After that, the chicken crossed the road. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/43 "2007-09-18T20:06:03Z")
In GD: \*\*Why is southeast Asia so advanced? Cannibalism \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/44 "2007-09-18T23:33:32Z")
**Pickup lines that worked for you How do I find a guy who is not into casual sex?** If that line works for you, more power to you. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/45 "2007-09-19T01:42:22Z")
MPSIMS: **What brought you to the SDMB? Tasteless jokes** ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/46 "2007-09-19T10:45:47Z")
I can has cute Asian chick? Ask the chicken person. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/47 "2007-09-19T13:20:19Z")
\*\* I can has cute asian chick? I can has break from moron-speak?\*\* Finally these two lined up for this aptly titled thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/48 "2007-09-19T15:27:00Z")
\*\*Is there any recourse for this hosing we got last night? Is anal bleaching for you? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/49 "2007-09-19T18:28:01Z")
**Oh, You Didn’t Want a Swastika-Decorated Handbag?** _Well, too bad, that’s what you get for paying with a …_ **Nazi Dime** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/50 "2007-09-19T18:47:50Z")
\*\*Is this the wrongest thing ever? Oh, You Didn’t Want a Swastika-Decorated Handbag? Nazi Dime It was only a matter of time \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/51 "2007-09-19T20:13:24Z")
\*\*Pickup lines that worked for you Ladies how do you feel about man sweat? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/52 "2007-09-19T21:40:33Z")
**Ride the S.L.U.T. Inappropriate t-shirts for the circumstances** Note: the first title is a new T-shirt slogan in Seattle. So if you know that, then this is a funny pair. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/53 "2007-09-20T12:14:28Z")
\*\*repelling rats Electronic door locks query. \*\* and \*\*Ride the S.L.U.T. Whip me, beat me, call me Disney \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/54 "2007-09-20T13:17:57Z")
\*\* What brought you to the SDMB? Tasteless jokes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/55 "2007-09-20T15:08:35Z")
Under “new posts” \*\*Nazi Dime 888-oops-jew \*\* Don’t use that dime to call. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/56 "2007-09-20T17:56:14Z")
\*\*Share your deep thoughts Tasteless jokes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/57 "2007-09-20T18:05:16Z")
\*\* Which would decompose faster: a Slim Jim or a corpse? Congress in 2004 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/58 "2007-09-20T18:54:57Z")
\*\*How would YOU handle fame? Dan Rather Sues CBS \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/59 "2007-09-20T21:00:26Z")
\*\*What will happen when the US dollar tanks? The US will tend to totalitarianism with probability 1 \*\*Always the optimist! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/60 "2007-09-21T10:37:23Z")
**How do I find a guy who is not into casual sex? Pickup lines that worked for you Recommend a Vegas Strip club!** Yeah… good luck, ladies. \*\*How do you wash your car? Seeking opinions on “budget” paint jobs \*\* Very carefully. \*\*_sigh_ I hate dating _grumble grumble grumble_ My wife’s on strike. A (long, long) update on our lives \*\* Hey, now let’s not do anything drastic. \*\*Canadian dollar reaches parity with US dollar I beg your pardon \*\* I’m as surprised as you are. \*\*12-Year-Old Fashion Model. Great. Dude, It’s Just A Pair of PANTS! \*\* She’s only wearing pants? That is so, so wrong. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933.md?page=4)