# I can has cute sequential thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 12, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933 "2007-09-12T17:13:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/81 "2007-09-24T17:54:00Z")

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\*\* Have any of you guys cried in front of your SO?

How bad does a bikini wax hurt? (And other questions)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/82 "2007-09-25T14:00:03Z")

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\*\*That totally hot girl in the RGX Bodyspray ads  
What’s his secret? \*\*

Well, it’s not secret now…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/83 "2007-09-25T16:39:53Z")

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Been waiting for this one:

**Death by . . .  
Butt bombs**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/84 "2007-09-25T17:04:31Z")

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But it conti nues:

\*\*Death by . . .

Butt bombs

1966 cadillac transmission issue

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/85 "2007-09-25T17:09:51Z")

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\*\*Ways to distinguish between pet owners and non-pet owners  
I can has cute sequential thread?  
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/86 "2007-09-25T17:31:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]  
Been waiting for this one:

**Death by . . .  
Butt bombs**  
[/QUOTE]

:mad: Darn you to heck!

_shuffles out of thread, an hour late and a dollar short again_☹

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/87 "2007-09-25T17:46:39Z")

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**Complete and IMMEDIATE turnoffs  
Girl in Latex, with Fish**

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/88 "2007-09-25T17:49:08Z")

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**Complete and IMMEDIATE turnoffs**  
**Girl in Latex, with Fish**

Girl in latex, sure – but Abe Vigoda’s a total dealbreaker.

ETA: Damn you, **Beadalin!**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/89 "2007-09-25T18:07:06Z")

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\*\*Ways to distinguish between pet owners and non-pet owners

Girl in Latex, with Fish  
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Well, that’s how to tell the fish owners, I guess.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/90 "2007-09-25T19:34:04Z")

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\*\* Is it really OK to have affairs in other cultures?

Vermonter’s do things a little differently. I like it!

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Effie! Get in here! We’re gonna do something different!

I’ve been waiting for these two threads to be continguous.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/91 "2007-09-25T19:35:53Z")

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\*\* Girl in Latex, with Fish

Sex sells, but this is ridiculous  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/92 "2007-09-25T19:38:14Z")

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\*\*Sex sells, but this is ridiculous

Im in ur hamper, adding dirty laundreys

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/93 "2007-09-25T19:39:56Z")

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\*\*Prof fired for saying talking snakes should not be taken literally

Sorry, I am not your monkey  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/94 "2007-09-25T19:41:49Z")

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\*\*A squirrel on a greased wire…

Thermodynamics in a nutshell…if that’s even possible.  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/95 "2007-09-25T19:45:42Z")

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\*\* Complete and IMMEDIATE turnoffs

Baby Cologne? Really???  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/96 "2007-09-25T20:02:44Z")

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\*\*A Question For People That Are REALLY Overweight  
What standards do blind guys have in women?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/97 "2007-09-25T20:27:01Z")

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Combining several already used, now contiguous:  
\*\* Sex sells, but this is ridiculous

Fabric Junkie

Girl in Latex, with Fish  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/98 "2007-09-25T20:43:18Z")

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\*\* I walked Harrisburg as a tourist over the weekend  
I keep waking up crippled  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/99 "2007-09-25T20:45:37Z")

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\*\*Ask the Planned Parenthood Nurse

Baby Cologne? Really???  
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/100 "2007-09-25T20:54:40Z")

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Couldn’t pass on this classic pairing from **IMHO** :

**What’s the deal with multiple toilet flushings?**

**People’s experiences with Irritable Bowel Syndrome**

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