# I can has cute sequential thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 12, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933 "2007-09-12T17:13:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/101 "2007-09-26T13:08:41Z")

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\*\*Tell me your ideal death.  
Gone in 12 seconds \*\*

**Share your most horrible responses to websites/personal ads  
Screw your culture, take responsibility**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/102 "2007-09-26T18:50:04Z")

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\*\*Anyone think OJ is not a killer?  
Russians who speak english.  
\*\*In Russia, gloves fit YOU!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/103 "2007-09-26T19:10:55Z")

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I’m waiting for these to line up on the main SDMB page, but they probably never will:  
\*\* Bill O’Reilly, they should have fed you some of Shug Avery’s pee  
Is there a way to sharpen this tool?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/104 "2007-09-26T21:03:31Z")

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\*\*What is Rosicrucianism all about?

Head-butting and foreheads  
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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/105 "2007-09-27T04:12:53Z")

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A nice combination of thread title and username:

\*\* Do you have a “porn buddy”?  
WhyNot \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/106 "2007-09-27T12:15:45Z")

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\*\*In WWII, how did Switzerland remain out of it?

Butt bombs  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2007, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/107 "2007-09-27T14:18:04Z")

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\*\* In WWII, how did Switzerland remain out of it?  
Hosepipe into Space  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/108 "2007-09-27T15:34:22Z")

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\*\*Who should play Spider Woman

Bionic Woman  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/109 "2007-09-27T17:36:35Z")

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\*\*Vermonter’s do things a little differently. I like it!

Men, would you be OK with your SO doing this?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/110 "2007-09-27T17:37:58Z")

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\*\*Size Does Matter (but some women are in apparent denial)

Things you must never tell your spouse, but must continue to do.  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/111 "2007-09-28T13:56:38Z")

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\*\* Vibrators are bad! Stop using them!

Who are the tenderest people?

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The ones using the vibrators too much.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/112 "2007-09-28T14:16:27Z")

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\*\*I don’t normally indulge in RO, but DAMN…Daycare workers tape infant’s mouth shut

Or you could just turn it off.

OK, NOW I’m REALLY annoyed with the Anti-vaccination crowd  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/113 "2007-09-28T17:17:30Z")

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\*\*Is there a double standard regarding sex toys? (TMI)

Vibrators are bad! Stop using them!  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/114 "2007-09-29T03:04:29Z")

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**This years potential Rock Hall Nominees are…  
Criminal Minds**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/115 "2007-09-29T03:45:12Z")

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\*\* I feel sexiest in…

Barium Enema or Exercise Stress Test?

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Hmmmmm… I’d have to go with the stress test. I’m not into enemas.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/116 "2007-09-29T12:38:29Z")

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I wish these two were reversed:

\*\*Vibrators are bad! Stop using them!  
Tell me about starter motorcycles \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/117 "2007-09-29T15:21:03Z")

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\*\*First time vacation in the US, things to experience  
What’s your favorite position?  
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/118 "2007-09-30T03:56:24Z")

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\*\*Female High School Student Poops on Classroom Floor with Student Witnesses Present

Giggidy! I made my first youtube vid! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2007, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/119 "2007-09-30T07:49:39Z")

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**Millit the Frail has some happy news  
Same sex marriage legal in Iowa**

Congratulations Millit! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-has-cute-sequential-thread/418933/120 "2007-10-06T08:45:28Z")

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\*\*I can has cute sequential thread?

I can has break from moron-speak?\*\*

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