# I Can Haz Mammoth? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-mammoth/574049 "2011-03-09T14:48:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-mammoth/574049/1 "2011-03-09T14:48:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Scientists dig for Ice Age fossils in Los Angeles I saw this story about Digging Up Fossils in LA and thought "Heck, they’ve been doing that for years at La Brea. Darned if the article wasn’t about sites near the present La Brea pits. This is news? [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110309/ap\_on\_re\_us/us\_la\_tar\_pits](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110309/ap_on_re_us/us_la_tar_pits) But then this line caught my eye: > [@](#): > > So far, scientists have unearthed five of the 23 boxed deposits, removing some 16,000 fossil bones. Among the finds: partial skulls and lower jaws of half a dozen **saber-toothed kittens** , several ribs and skull of a camel, and assorted remains of a giant jaguar, ground sloth and baby mammoths. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! _Saber-Toothed Kittens!!_ I can just see them, play-attacking each other, with their tiny little saber-teeth protruding out over their lower jaws and batting each other soft-pawed with their incipient disembowelling claws. They’d be just so Squee! Of course, people have already imagined such things: [http://www.ratemydrawings.com/drawings/the-past/120287.html](http://www.ratemydrawings.com/drawings/the-past/120287.html) [http://art.mfields.org/saber-tooth-kitten/](http://art.mfields.org/saber-tooth-kitten/) ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-mammoth/574049/2 "2011-03-09T15:18:05Z")
The kittehs r cute, but I’m much more alarmed by this: > [@](#): > > So far, scientists have unearthed five of the 23 boxed deposits The deposits were _already boxed_ before they were unearthed??? What mystery is this? Tidy tar? Pre-human scientists organizing fossils for our benefit? Or do they mean “So far, scientists have opened five of the 23 boxes from the deposits,” which, although MUCH less interesting, at least makes some kind of goddamned sense. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-mammoth/574049/3 "2011-03-09T16:00:38Z")
How awesome would it be to be digging around and find a box labeled “Fluffy”, inside of which was a sabertooth kitten skeleton? ---
**Author:** ![Anaglyph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Anaglyph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaglyph)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-mammoth/574049/4 "2011-03-09T17:15:55Z")
> [@](#): > > For the past three years, scientists have been sifting through a significant trove of bones and a nearly intact mammoth skeleton discovered in 2006 during the construction of an underground garage next to the tar pits. So they retrieved them in an emergency dig, boxed them and now are getting around to processing their finds of 4-5 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-mammoth/574049/5 "2011-03-09T19:35:32Z")
> [@Anaglyph](#): > > So they retrieved them in an emergency dig, boxed them and now are getting around to processing their finds of 4-5 years ago. Yeah, I get that. But that’s not what “unearthed…boxed deposits” means. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-mammoth/574049/6 "2011-03-09T19:54:08Z")
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