# I can haz ur poker chipz? - SDMB Poker, 4th Quarter '07

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 28, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833 "2007-09-28T16:52:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/81 "2007-11-08T03:15:47Z")

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I’m sure everyone thought that I was gone for good but this newb is back and ready for some more hazing tomorrow night. Hopefully I can manage to stick around for longer than 3 hands or whatever pathetic amount of time it was.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/82 "2007-11-08T06:03:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Frosted Glass]  
I’m sure everyone thought that I was gone for good but this newb is back and ready for some more hazing tomorrow night. Hopefully I can manage to stick around for longer than 3 hands or whatever pathetic amount of time it was.  
[/QUOTE]  
Bring it, bro.

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/83 "2007-11-09T15:11:37Z")

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What, no update from last night? I didn’t get the results other than the final 2 unfortunately.

How are those 4’s treating ya’ll?

😃

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/84 "2007-11-10T00:10:11Z")

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Missy 9th  
Olso 8th  
Duck 7th  
Glass 6th  
Dag 5th

That’s all I got

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/85 "2007-11-10T00:14:40Z")

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Sorry guys…coached a baseball game last night.

My staph infection is doing much better now…no more bandages and bacitracin ointment…and yep…it was the MRSA strain. Glad I caught it early.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/86 "2007-11-10T01:12:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Duke of Rat]  
Missy 9th  
Olso 8th  
Duck 7th  
Glass 6th  
Dag 5th

That’s all I got  
[/QUOTE]

I went out 4th.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/87 "2007-11-10T02:09:28Z")

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OK, I’m not the stud running back or monster linebacker of the team, but I can carry a little water.

Results:

1 Nook  
2 ast  
3 Root  
4 Kyy  
5 Dag  
6 Frosted Glass  
7 Duke  
8 Oslo  
9 Missy (in a well-deserved smackdown)

Standings:

1 Dag Otto 70.8  
2 Kyyrewyyoae 65.6  
3 Miss Take 65.4  
4 Oslo Ostragoth 61.1  
5 Robot Arm 57.3  
6 Asterion 51.8  
7 A. I. Wintermute 50.9  
8 Duke of Rat 49.7  
9 Yeticus Rex 27.0

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/88 "2007-11-16T04:23:57Z")

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Results:

1. Kyy
2. Missy
3. Root
4. Ast
5. Yeti
6. Oslo
7. Dag
8. Duke
9. Wintermutt

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/89 "2007-11-16T04:39:40Z")

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What, no apology for those two major suckouts it took to win?

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**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/90 "2007-11-16T04:47:40Z")

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Sorry I missed out tonight folks but I had to work a championship game. I will see you all at the next game.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/91 "2007-11-16T07:12:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]  
What, no apology for those two major suckouts it took to win?  
[/QUOTE]

Lady luck was wearing a lab coat for me tonight, I won’t deny it.

[QUOTE=Frosted Glass]  
Sorry I missed out tonight folks but I had to work a championship game. I will see you all at the next game.  
[/QUOTE]

I’m not sure if anyone will be around for a game next week because of Thanksgiving, but definitely the week after.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/92 "2007-11-16T08:14:01Z")

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The standings:

1 Kyyrewyyoae 71.2  
2 Miss Take 68.4  
3 Dag Otto 66.9  
4 Robot Arm 60.2  
5 Oslo Ostragoth 58.6  
6 Asterion 53.0  
7 Duke of Rat 46.3  
8 A. I. Wintermute 42.9  
9 Yeticus Rex 33.6

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/93 "2007-11-16T23:26:11Z")

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Here are the miserable cards I was dealt up to when AI busted out. Format is hand number, position, etc.

```auto

1 7 8c4s limp, I fold
2 6 Kc7d limp, I fold
3 5 Qh4s I fold
4 4 Tc8s I fold
5 3 Qs2h Ifold
6 2 8h4h raise, 2 callers, I fold
7 1 8h4c limp, raise, call, I fold
8 9 Kd4h limp, I fold
9 8 Kd2c raise, call, I fold
10 7 6c3d raise, I fold
11 6 Ad8h limp, I fold
12 5 QcJh limp, I fold
13 4 Tc2d I fold
14 3 3h2d I fold
15 2 Jc3c limp, I check, flop missed me, check, check, turn missed me, raise, I fold
16 1 8s6s limp, raise, I call, flop missed me, I raise, reraise, fold
17 9 8h5h raise, I fold
18 8 Th8c I fold
19 7 Qh3d I fold
20 6 Qs4c limp,raise, I fold
21 5 9s6c I fold
22 4 Td9c I limp, SB raises, I call, flop 9d6c5h, SB raises, I call, turn 4h, SB raises, I reraise, SB calls, river Ah, SB raises, I fold
23 3 5h2d I fold
24 2 8c6d limp, I check, flop AsKd5h, I check, bet, I fold
25 1 5s2d I call, flop KdQs8s, I check, raise, I fold
26 9 QsJh raise, call, I fold
27 8 4d3s raise, I fold
28 7 Ad6h raise, I fold
29 6 Ad9c raise, I fold
30 5 9d5s I fold
31 4 Qd7d I fold
32 3 9d6d I fold

```

I see a few I might have played differently. What do you guys think?

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/94 "2007-11-20T01:24:12Z")

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I created a game for Thursday, in case there is any interest in playing.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/95 "2007-11-30T04:24:15Z")

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Tonight’s results:

1. Dag (bloodied and bruised by the rat, but still the victor)
2. Rat, er, I mean Duck. Whatever.
3. Missy
4. Root
5. Yetibot
6. Ast
7. AIWondermutt
8. Oslo

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/96 "2007-11-30T06:19:17Z")

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The standings (I’m not too sure about this):

1 Kyyrewyyoae 71.2  
2 Dag Otto 71.1  
3 Miss Take 68.2  
4 Robot Arm 59.5  
5 Oslo Ostragoth 54.5  
6 Duke of Rat 51.9  
7 Asterion 50.9  
8 A. I. Wintermute 39.2  
9 Yeticus Rex 35.9

Looks like a lot of mediocrity.

4 games left this quarter. Time to get it in gear, folks.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/97 "2007-12-07T00:17:02Z")

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I’ll try not to bot it tonight…wife’s violin lessons is the same time as the poker game and my 6 year old is a crankster. Let’s see if it works out tonight.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/98 "2007-12-07T00:23:58Z")

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Be delighted. What do I have to do? I was on for a while some time back, but I’ve forgotten the whole routine. And I’m lazy.

Anybody want to give me the low-down heads-up?

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/99 "2007-12-07T00:53:06Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
Be delighted. What do I have to do? I was on for a while some time back, but I’ve forgotten the whole routine. And I’m lazy.

Anybody want to give me the low-down heads-up?  
[/QUOTE]

Prima network, 10 ET Thursdays, rudengrim

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/100 "2007-12-07T01:10:19Z")

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Uh, OK, got the prima network (Microgaming, yes?) Dont see anything that says SDMB? Is it under poker rooms?

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