# I can haz ur poker chipz? - SDMB Poker, 4th Quarter '07

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 28, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833 "2007-09-28T16:52:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/101 "2007-12-07T01:54:50Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
Uh, OK, got the prima network (Microgaming, yes?) Dont see anything that says SDMB? Is it under poker rooms?  
[/QUOTE]

“Private” -\> “Multi Table Tourneys” -\> “SDMB Weekly” IIRC.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/102 "2007-12-07T04:02:13Z")

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8 root  
7 AI  
6 Dag  
5 Yeti  
4 Kyy  
3 Ast  
2 Oslo  
1 Duck

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/103 "2007-12-07T15:15:55Z")

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I see I _sucked_ the life _out_ of this crowd.

😛

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/104 "2007-12-07T18:52:51Z")

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The standings with three games left to look respectable:

1 Kyyrewyyoae 69.6  
2 Dag Otto 68.3  
3 Miss Take 68.2  
4 Duke of Rat 59.1  
5 Oslo Ostragoth 58.0  
6 Robot Arm 54.6  
7 Asterion 53.0  
8 Yeticus Rex 37.4  
9 A. I. Wintermute 36.7

Dag leading with 3 wins, Dag leading with 5 money finishes, Kyy and Missy hot on his heels with 4. Duke is rallying late in the quarter with a 2nd and 1st.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/105 "2007-12-07T19:35:35Z")

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So, how’d you guys do against Metz in the later SnGs?

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/106 "2007-12-07T23:33:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]  
So, how’d you guys do against Metz in the later SnGs?  
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IIRC, ast finished 2nd in one, but I don’t know who knocked out metz. I won one later, metz being knocked out pretty early by another player.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/107 "2007-12-08T00:05:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
IIRC, ast finished 2nd in one, but I don’t know who knocked out metz.  
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I did. Took out six players that game, but couldn’t get the one that really counted.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/108 "2007-12-14T04:29:05Z")

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6 Yeti

5 Kyy

4 Oslo

3 Ast

2 Root

1 Duck The Mighty!!

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/109 "2007-12-14T05:10:18Z")

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The standings, with a mere 2 games left this quarter to improve one’s lot:

1 Dag Otto 68.3  
2 Miss Take 68.2  
3 Kyyrewyyoae 66.6  
4 Duke of Rat 63.2  
5 Robot Arm 57.2  
6 Oslo Ostragoth 56.7  
7 Asterion 53.4  
8 A. I. Wintermute 36.7  
9 Yeticus Rex 34.6

The race for first is tighter than a [_suggestions needed_].

A fierce struggle for next-to-last, but I think several people have a chance to finish respectably. If Dag, Missy, Kyy and Duke could all manage a couple of near-last-place finishes, it should be wide open for first.

**FrostedGlass** needs to play again to become eligible for ranking this quarter (3 games minimum). Get with it, dude.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/110 "2007-12-14T15:26:38Z")

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You don’t want my suggestions! 😛

I think **Dag** and **Missy** are trying to rest on their laurels, hoping everybody else flames out.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/111 "2007-12-15T18:47:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Duke of Rat]  
You don’t want my suggestions! 😛  
[/QUOTE]

If they’re anything like your constant suggestions for **Ast** , I think we need to hear them.

And “Offer her oral pleasures” needs to be in the title of next quarter’s thread.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/112 "2007-12-21T04:18:08Z")

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1. Kyy
2. Dag
3. Oslo
4. Yeti
5. Missy
6. Ast
7. Root
8. Duck

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/113 "2007-12-21T04:26:18Z")

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Standings, with one game left to improve:

1 Kyyrewyyoae 70.1  
2 Dag Otto 69.4  
3 Miss Take 65.9  
4 Duke of Rat 60.1  
5 Oslo Ostragoth 57.7  
6 Robot Arm 54.3  
7 Asterion 51.9  
8 Yeticus Rex 37.6  
9 A. I. Wintermute 36.7

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/114 "2007-12-22T01:52:39Z")

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If anyone is reading the thread who didn’t play last night, there was one incredible hand:

```auto

** Game ID 1776933584 starting - 2007-12-20 21:42:23
** SDMB Weekly[1319211]:Table 1 [Multi Table Hold 'em] (100.00|200.00 No Limit - MTT) Real Money

- Dag_Otto sitting in seat 1 with $2672.50
- Oslo_Ostra sitting in seat 2 with $500.00
- Kyyrewyyoae sitting in seat 3 with $1800.00
- YeticusRex sitting in seat 4 with $2872.50 [Dealer]
- asterion1 sitting in seat 5 with $960.00
- DukeOfRat sitting in seat 6 with $455.00
- MissTake sitting in seat 7 with $1660.00
- RobotArm sitting in seat 8 with $930.00

asterion1 posted the small blind - $50.00
DukeOfRat posted the big blind - $100.00

** Dealing card to Oslo_Ostra: (the usual garbage)
MissTake folded
RobotArm raised - $200.00
Dag_Otto folded
Oslo_Ostra folded
Kyyrewyyoae raised - $400.00
YeticusRex called - $400.00
asterion1 folded
DukeOfRat went all-in - $455.00
RobotArm went all-in - $730.00
Kyyrewyyoae went all-in - $1400.00
YeticusRex called - $1800.00
Kyyrewyyoae shows: Ace of Diamonds, Ace of Spades
YeticusRex shows: King of Spades, King of Diamonds
DukeOfRat shows: Queen of Clubs, Ace of Hearts
RobotArm shows: King of Clubs, King of Hearts

** Dealing the flop: 6 of Spades, 7 of Diamonds, 8 of Diamonds

** Dealing the turn: 6 of Diamonds

** Dealing the river: 9 of Clubs
Kyyrewyyoae wins $2270.00 from the main pot
Kyyrewyyoae wins $3395.00 from side pot 1
Kyyrewyyoae wins $5135.00 from side pot 2

End of game 1776933584

```

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/115 "2007-12-22T02:25:37Z")

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Thanks for reminding me of that one, **Oslo**. Do you pull the wings off of flies, too?

**ast** is outdoing me with the ladies, and I’m losing to **Yeti** at cards. Terrific.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/116 "2007-12-26T07:19:07Z")

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What’s up, people? I have had to create about the last 8 games, because no one else did.

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**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/117 "2007-12-26T07:28:12Z")

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I’m sorry I have been MIA but finals hit at Thanksgiving and now that I can play again I am out of money. Anyone know how to get some change in there from the states?

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/118 "2007-12-27T01:26:11Z")

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Well, do I have to **crack** some skulls around here? 😃

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/119 "2007-12-27T01:41:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Frosted Glass]  
I’m sorry I have been MIA but finals hit at Thanksgiving and now that I can play again I am out of money. Anyone know how to get some change in there from the states?  
[/QUOTE]  
I don’t.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-haz-ur-poker-chipz-sdmb-poker-4th-quarter-07/420833/120 "2007-12-27T07:19:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Frosted Glass]  
I’m sorry I have been MIA but finals hit at Thanksgiving and now that I can play again I am out of money. Anyone know how to get some change in there from the states?  
[/QUOTE]  
Go there and ask around as a railbird. I did that, and one guy said “Moneygram or Western Union”. Another guy said deposit to Doyle’s Room and transfer.

I dunno. Hang around the games, and ask questions. See if anything works.

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