# I can name that movie in 15 words

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 23, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664 "2003-06-23T01:18:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/41 "2003-06-23T20:12:30Z")

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“We’re advising our clients to put everything they have into canned food and shotguns.”

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**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/42 "2003-06-23T20:44:31Z")

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Skeezix got it - The wonderful Plan 9 From Outer Space during the infamous gun (mis)handling scene.

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**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/43 "2003-06-23T21:13:23Z")

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You are both correct **enderX** and **Sublight** , good job!

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/44 "2003-06-23T21:17:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cheese Monster \*  
> “We’re advising our clients to put everything they have into canned food and shotguns.” \*\*

Gremlins 2

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/45 "2003-06-23T21:20:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hüsker Düde \*  
> **HD4) They’ll never catch me… because I’m fucking inocent!**

I know I know this one…is it **Bottle Rocket**?

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> \*\*HD5) No, you learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy! \*\*

I’m sure this is wrong, but **My Big Fat Greek Wedding**?

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/46 "2003-06-23T21:22:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bill H. \*  
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> This may be correct, but not the movie I had in mind. It’s from a pretty famous movie and scene.
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That’s right. Now that I think about it, the scene I’m thinking about is when Sundance looks at Butch when they are applying for the security guard job and says “What? I’m better when I draw.”

Now, I really don’t have any idea about what movie your quote is from, but then again I am the constant source of amusement to my friends due to my lack of pop culture knowledge.

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**Author:** ![witchwendy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@witchwendy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/witchwendy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/47 "2003-06-23T21:28:14Z")

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BH6) Then there’s copper, which is the only pipe I use.

That’s from “Moonstruck”

My all-time favorite movie qoute: “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.”

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**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/48 "2003-06-23T21:44:53Z")

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**Lisa-go-Blind** , Bottle Rocket is indeed correct! Your second answer is wrong though.

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**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/49 "2003-06-23T22:06:44Z")

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RS3 – **WIGGUM** is correct – “ **Hunt for Red October** ”  
RS4 – **Spoonbender** is right with “ **A Few Good Men** ”  
RS5 – **Sublight** got it with “ **The Godfather** ”

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> GH2) Because I bought it in Japan.

–Batman?

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/50 "2003-06-23T22:11:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by msmith537 \*  
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> Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party \*\*

**Forrest Gump**

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/51 "2003-06-23T22:26:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by witchwendy \*  
> \*\*BH6)
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> My all-time favorite movie qoute: “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.” \*\*

One of my favorites too - **Army of Darkness**.

I guess I should contribute some as well.

OG1: “What is a beatiful woman like that doing with a malaca like you?”  
OG2: “I never surrendered either. But they took my horse and made him surrender.”  
OG3: “He took too much LDS in the Sixties.”

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**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/52 "2003-06-23T22:29:59Z")

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OG3 is from **Star Trek IV: The one with the Whales**

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/53 "2003-06-24T00:25:57Z")

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**Ol’Gaffer** wrote

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> “It’s such a fine line between clever and stupid.” - Nigel Tufnel

Oh, I know this one; it’s on the tip of my tonuge…

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**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/54 "2003-06-24T00:31:12Z")

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Me too, damn it…

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**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/55 "2003-06-24T00:35:11Z")

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Is it Spinal Tap?

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/56 "2003-06-24T00:55:32Z")

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It was a joke! just not a good one.

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**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/57 "2003-06-24T01:11:01Z")

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:o

Kill me please…

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**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/58 "2003-06-24T02:09:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ol’Gaffer \*  
> \*\*OG1: “What is a beatiful woman like that doing with a malaca like you?”  
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Weird Science

No one has yet got my:

_she took my eggs_

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/59 "2003-06-24T03:38:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Roadwalker \*  
> No one has yet got my:
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> _she took my eggs_

That’d be _Howard the Duck_, Bob.

lno1) Boy, have you got the wrong vampire.  
lno2) 1-800-I’m-gonna-fucking-die!  
lno3) And you ain’t so white either, baby.

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/60 "2003-06-24T05:57:56Z")

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MC1: “Fifteen years of ballet, asshole!”  
MC2: “I carried a _watermelon._”

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