# I can name that movie in 15 words

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 23, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664 "2003-06-23T01:18:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/61 "2003-06-24T06:26:52Z")

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Gro1) I’ve been stabbed, shocked, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.  
Gro2) This is the most uncomfortable coffin I’ve ever been in!  
Gro3) Our love is like a red, red rose… and I am a little thorny.

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**Author:** ![Short\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Short\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/62 "2003-06-24T06:38:59Z")

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You’re right, \*_RobuSensei_

Ino1) is from The Fearless Vampire Killers.  
Gro2) is from Ed Wood.  
Gro3) is from the Mask.  
GH3) “I rarely use it myself, sir, it promotes rust.”

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**Author:** ![skaterboarder87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@skaterboarder87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skaterboarder87)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/63 "2003-06-24T07:04:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SolGrundy \*  
> \*\*4) is _Wayne’s World_  
> 8) is _Office Space_ \*\*

When was that line in Waye’s World?

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**Author:** ![Grousser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Grousser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grousser)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/64 "2003-06-24T07:12:30Z")

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Right, **Short Guy**. One left.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/65 "2003-06-24T07:20:00Z")

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Green Bean:

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> GB3) “Olives? Where the hell do you think you are, man?”

M_A_S\*H

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/66 "2003-06-24T19:53:22Z")

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MC2: “I carried a watermelon.”

Dirty Dancing  
Gro1) I’ve been stabbed, shocked, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.

Groundhog’s Day

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/67 "2003-06-24T20:34:43Z")

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GH3: Star Wars?

How about  
MLF1: May I move your bong?

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/68 "2003-06-24T21:10:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spoonbender \*  
> \*\*SB1: “Are you doing the litmus configuration?” \*\*

**Midnight Run**

Pash1 “Maybe, but at least I won’t be unoriginal”  
Pash2 “It’s not just the six minutes, it’s what happens in those six minutes.”

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/69 "2003-06-25T00:02:27Z")

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Good job **witchwendy** on BH6.

Still outstanding:

BH8) I don’t rightly know. I just kinda woke up a-holding it.  
BH9) I’m a good shot; what do you want from me?  
BH11) You don’t know me. You only think you know me.

A few more:

BH12) I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about.  
BH13) We’re bigger than US Steel!  
BH14) Oh, he’s just like any other man, only more so.  
BH15) I heard you were dead.  
BH16) Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die.

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/70 "2003-06-25T06:14:05Z")

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Hate it when I get involved in a trivia thread, and then miss a day of it. It’s like trying to follow twelve conversations at once while you catch up. 🙂

SK1: **Justin\_Bailey** gets it in one (sandwiched around another **Tremors** question and answer, no less)  
SK3: \*\*iamthewalrus[b/] pegged it fast.

**GH3** was either the first **Gremlins** , or **Forbidden Planet** , or mebbe both. I know the same conversation with Robbie the Robot’s used in both flicks, anyway…

**BH15** was **Escape from NY** (was it used in the second one, too? Can’t recall, now.)  
Which leaves:  
SK2) I’m gonna suck your brain dry.

And, oh, howsabout:  
SK4) Hey, hold still, man, one’s comin’ for it!  
SK5) You be boss down there, I’m boss up here.  
SK6) Manual says kick the sunuvabitch, to get the rotors turnin’.

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**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/71 "2003-06-25T08:17:03Z")

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BH12 is from **The Shawshank Redemption**.

Two of mine are still extant:  
RS1) Nothing funny – I just like talent.  
RS2) There is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air.

and a new one or two:  
RS6) So this is hell. And there’s a crucifix in it.  
RS7) If this is torture, chain me to the wall!

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/72 "2003-06-25T09:30:16Z")

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Was **OG2** from **The Outlaw Josey Wales**?

And while I’m WAGing…

**RS2** sounds like a bit from **Grosse Pointe Blank**.

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**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/73 "2003-06-25T09:32:56Z")

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**Skeezix** , no, sorry, the movie that RS2 is from is a bit older than that.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/74 "2003-06-25T10:16:12Z")

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Good job **Skeezix** on BH15 and **RobuSensei** on BH12.

RS2 sounds like Singing in the Rain  
RS6 The Bird Cage

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**Author:** ![Short\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Short\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/75 "2003-06-25T10:25:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> GH3 was either the first Gremlins, or Forbidden Planet, or mebbe both. I know the same conversation with Robbie the Robot’s used in both flicks, anyway…

Both are indeed correct, **Skeezix**.

GH4) “This is **my** kinda place!”  
GH5) “I’m having an old friend for dinner.” (I’m giving this one ten seconds, starting now :D).  
GH6) “A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state!”

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/76 "2003-06-25T10:28:35Z")

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3… 2… 1…

GH5: Silence of the Lambs

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**Author:** ![Short\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Short\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/77 "2003-06-25T10:34:04Z")

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Winner! 😃

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/78 "2003-06-25T13:35:37Z")

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GH4) From Dusk till Dawn  
SK5) Night of the Living Dead  
SK6) Flight of the Intruder  
Some new ones:  
MS1) You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.  
MS2) …don’t look up 'cuz they’ll know you don’t know the truth…and, WHATEVER you do, don’t . . . . . ." (walks off)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/79 "2003-06-25T13:37:23Z")

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Sh1 - “I’m not disappointed, Dad - I love you.”

Sh2 - “Don’t you think everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret? It doesn’t have to ruin your life!”

Sh3 - “I never drink - wine.”

Sh4 - "Where are we going?

PLANET X!!!

"When are we going?

REAL SOON!!!"

A couple of easy ones

Sh5 - “Have fun storming the castle!”

Sh6 - “There was a crime. There was a victim. And there is - _punishment_.”

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-name-that-movie-in-15-words/183664/80 "2003-06-25T14:28:34Z")

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MS1) You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.  
**Bad Boys** (not the Sean Penn one)

Sh1 - “I’m not disappointed, Dad - I love you.”  
**Hoosiers?**

Sh6 - “There was a crime. There was a victim. And there is - punishment.”  
**Presumed Innocent**

My two are still on the board:  
Pash1 “Maybe, but at least I won’t be unoriginal”  
Pash2 “It’s not just the six minutes, it’s what happens in those six minutes.”

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