# I can NOT think of the name of this song...

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 6, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-not-think-of-the-name-of-this-song/273402 "2004-11-06T22:00:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![dfqforever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dfqforever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dfqforever)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-not-think-of-the-name-of-this-song/273402/1 "2004-11-06T22:00:51Z")

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This is driving me nuts. I can usually come up with obscure songs but this one  
is just not coming to me. I don’t even know an entire, complete line in the song.  
But, here goes…  
early to mid 70’s (I think)…the gist of the song is there is some old witch/hag/  
crone who lives in the woods. Everyone is scared of her. Then the town is hit  
with some kind of plague/disaster. The “witch” finds a way to save the town.  
The town sends in some men (The line here might be—“Let’s thank old  
Hattie(??) for saving our town…”) but the men end up dead, with a warning…  
“Don’t come looking again.” That last line is the only one I am sure of.  
I tried Google but didn’t get anything…  
The song is not really a “singing” song…it’s mostly spoken.  
Does this ring any bells? Anyone? Anyone?

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-not-think-of-the-name-of-this-song/273402/2 "2004-11-06T22:03:40Z")

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[Swamp Witch?](http://www.houseoflyrics.com/sbf/artists/281/song/1533)

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**Author:** ![dfqforever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dfqforever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dfqforever)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-not-think-of-the-name-of-this-song/273402/3 "2004-11-06T22:33:04Z")

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Jimmy Chitwood, you are awesome!! That’s the song!!! I have been trying for the last week to remember this song…  
thank you, thank you, thank you.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-not-think-of-the-name-of-this-song/273402/4 "2004-11-07T08:29:57Z")

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This may be the end of this thread, but I’d just like to say that I found it completely, brilliantly, hilarious, for reasons I can’t even explain. Well done, both.

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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-not-think-of-the-name-of-this-song/273402/5 "2004-11-07T14:54:37Z")

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That link didn’t originally work for me, so I tried to find the lyrics myself. Turns out there’s a song of the same name about weed:  
[http://www.azlyrics.us/125973](http://www.azlyrics.us/125973)

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**Author:** ![dfqforever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dfqforever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dfqforever)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-not-think-of-the-name-of-this-song/273402/6 "2004-11-07T16:23:40Z")

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Actually, PetW, that link is a bit off…the song lyrics that are displayed are  
to a song called “Wildwood Weed”…but I’m glad you posted  
the link anyway. I had completely forgotten about the weed song! Looks like  
I’m going to be looking for Jim Stafford tapes.  
(Memories light the corners of my mind…)
