# I can put you anywhere in the Harry Potter universe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-put-you-anywhere-in-the-harry-potter-universe/553126>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 9, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-put-you-anywhere-in-the-harry-potter-universe/553126 "2010-09-09T01:32:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-put-you-anywhere-in-the-harry-potter-universe/553126/41 "2010-09-10T03:51:05Z")

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Honeyduke’s.

I have a sweet tooth, what do you want?

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**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-put-you-anywhere-in-the-harry-potter-universe/553126/42 "2010-09-10T03:51:11Z")

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I might spend my time at the Yule Ball. It would be lovely to see everyone dressed up and looking fine. Except poor Ron in his ‘dress robes’

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-put-you-anywhere-in-the-harry-potter-universe/553126/43 "2010-09-10T06:57:12Z")

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Well…

Super obvious!

The Room of Requirement.

It’s whatever I require!

Might as well be a god damned magical holodeck!

Alternately, I kind of like their Tardis-like tents, one might be useful for a week at Burning Man.

Thinking more about it… wow harry Potter didn’t really have many appealing specific locations. The mythos as a whole was appealing, but not on a small scale.

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**Author:** ![kjckjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@kjckjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjckjc)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-put-you-anywhere-in-the-harry-potter-universe/553126/44 "2010-09-10T14:34:36Z")

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So your magic is able to transport me anywhere at all, without fail, and then get me back a half-hour later?

Ok, take me to Gringotts Wizarding Bank, Vault 713.

That should take care of my money problems for the rest of my infinite life (if I can figure the elixir out).

And yeah, like they will even suspect a muggle of being able to get close…

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**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-put-you-anywhere-in-the-harry-potter-universe/553126/45 "2010-09-10T18:27:28Z")

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I think I’ll be on the Hogwarts Express, enjoying some cauldron cakes, pumpkin juice, and chocolate frogs.

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