# I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851 "2005-04-11T20:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/1 "2005-04-11T20:53:44Z")
GD Funerals Welcome to the culture of death IMHO Casual sex vs prostitution What things do you pay for, but would not accept for free? ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/2 "2005-04-12T00:50:30Z")
MPSIMS My son learned an important lesson this weekend… How do you secure your bike? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/3 "2005-04-12T15:48:13Z")
The accumulated advice thread. A little bit of advice for free. Free! Free! Free! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/4 "2005-04-12T21:27:39Z")
What is Steve Perry Doing in this video? Women and Dr. Hager ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/5 "2005-04-12T21:50:23Z")
Earlier today we had: **Reply to this post or I’ll shoot this dog** **I’m cutting my dog’s leg off** Some people are so competitive. ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/6 "2005-04-12T22:44:13Z")
Something Terrible I Must Share Swampbear Stalks Seattle In May ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/7 "2005-04-12T23:17:02Z")
In **GQ** : Sweating off pounds? Bacon Economics ---
**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/8 "2005-04-13T14:35:32Z")
IMHO: Help me plan a road trip! Should we stay or should we go? (IMHO) I rubbed lemons on my armpits this morning (MPIMS) Old lady smell-DEFINED ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/9 "2005-04-13T15:17:26Z")
\*\*Kangaroo Gas Which number comes next?\*\* Ummm… number 2? ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/10 "2005-04-13T17:00:24Z")
In MPSIMS You have two cows. I think I might have racoons ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/11 "2005-04-13T18:21:18Z")
MPSIMS: Shoot the sheep You have two cows. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/12 "2005-04-13T18:43:40Z")
I made a pooh ! Seasoning an artichoke casserole? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/13 "2005-04-13T19:24:19Z")
From MPSIMS: **So what _is_ this power women have over (heterosexual) men? Snake!!!** ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/14 "2005-04-13T19:28:06Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\*Michael Jackson Sings in His Defense! \*\* \*\*Minnedopers! Come see our show! \*\* No, that’s all right, I’ll pass thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/15 "2005-04-13T19:57:42Z")
MPSIMS: Help me find funny video…“Priceless” mastercard spoof… Ask the Draft Board Member ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/16 "2005-04-13T22:32:54Z")
MPSIMS: Signs of Spring Terrorist Hype Yup, in the spring, a young man’s fancy turns to…suicide bombing. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/17 "2005-04-14T18:50:12Z")
From MPSIMS: **Snake!!! Where the rabbits are.** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/18 "2005-04-14T19:05:35Z")
**In MPSIMS:** Relationship Advice Needed What Would Jesus Do? > [@Wallflower](#): > > Something Terrible I Must Share > > Swampbear Stalks Seattle In May **BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!** If they only knew! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/19 "2005-04-14T20:20:34Z")
MPSIMS: I didn’t just say that, did I? 52 Entertaining Things About The Upcoming Death of the Pope ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/20 "2005-04-14T20:25:09Z")
MPSIMS: **Farewell, Pink Blankie** **Goodbye, Same-Sex Marriage** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851.md?page=2)