# I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851 "2005-04-11T20:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/21 "2005-04-14T20:53:51Z")
This is kinda mean, but oh well! IMHO: Europeans: How do you really feel about Americans? Trailer Parks (and their inhabitants) – What are they really like? GD: Team Bush and “Best Info Available @ the Time” Being drunk is no excuse for anything . . . except for poor decisions . . . ? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/22 "2005-04-15T15:48:46Z")
How did you torture you siblings as a kid? What would Jesus do? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/23 "2005-04-15T16:20:53Z")
MPSIMS: I Saw a Wreck Today. NAMBLA Adopts A Highway In Illinois? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/24 "2005-04-15T16:23:55Z")
In MPSIMS: **This company has a stupid name PETA gets hosed** ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/25 "2005-04-15T16:59:38Z")
In MPSIMS Why buy ringtones? Make thousands with Paypal ---
**Author:** ![missing\_link](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@missing\_link](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missing_link)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/26 "2005-04-15T17:17:51Z")
In Cafe Society: Would a television series centered on The Vatican stand a chance? Where could they still go with Survivor that would be interesting and new? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/27 "2005-04-15T17:26:40Z")
Just below this thread, until I post: **What Would Jesus Do? Goodbye, Same-Sex Marriage** Piss off, Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/28 "2005-04-15T19:02:42Z")
MPSIMS: **Help! My employer won’t let me quit! Have you settled into a career?** I’ll take that as a yes ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/29 "2005-04-16T00:44:26Z")
\*\*What Would Jesus Do? It Tastes Like Shit, Smells Like A Fart & You Can’t Even Draw On It \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/30 "2005-04-16T06:05:52Z")
In the Pit Is anyone not convinced Fundamentalist Christians are not in control of the Republican Party? What’s with the Guns? ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/31 "2005-04-16T06:08:01Z")
…is anyone **not** convinced fundies are _In_ control of the Republican Party. :smack: D’oh. ---
**Author:** ![MisterThyristor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@MisterThyristor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MisterThyristor)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/32 "2005-04-16T09:07:30Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Farewell, Pink Blankie I’m moving to Oakland!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/33 "2005-04-16T12:27:20Z")
In MPSIMS \*\* Farewell, Pink Blankie So, the death certificate came today\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/34 "2005-04-18T07:13:04Z")
**What’s your favorite conspiracy theory?** **Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld: Slime Mold Beetles** Ok, I did cheat a little on that one, but… ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/35 "2005-04-18T15:48:52Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*The 20th Century’s Greatest Savior has Passed On My Turtle Died\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/36 "2005-04-18T20:48:06Z")
MPSIMS **I pulled a tree stump out of my face! Extreme experiences in altered consciousness** ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/37 "2005-04-19T15:56:17Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Pregnancy dreams. I pulled a tree stump out of my face!\*\* Yes…that is a strange one… ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/38 "2005-04-19T22:19:29Z")
MPSIMS: **can tou type with your eyes closed?** \*\*Here you can speak Hinglish bol sakte haim yaham \*\* ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/39 "2005-04-19T23:08:35Z")
The Pit: Things You Should Avoid Saying To Your Vertically Challenged Neighbors Where’s my fucking affordable health care, you fucking fuck? Just the mental image of going to your short neighbor, picking them up, and screaming at them about health care… ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/40 "2005-04-19T23:09:52Z")
How did you torture your siblings when you were young? God should have made more banana-like fruits. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851.md?page=3)