# I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851 "2005-04-11T20:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/41 "2005-04-19T23:11:16Z")
> [@CapnPitt](#): > > How did you torture your siblings when you were young? > > God should have made more banana-like fruits. Whoops. MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/42 "2005-04-20T19:29:12Z")
MPSIMS: **April 20 - National Stoner Day?** **I’m totally wacked out on drugs!** **I’m starting a treatment program on Monday.** Obvious, but it had to be done 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/43 "2005-04-20T22:20:32Z")
Question for Gay Men: Does Size Matter? No Boyfriend is Ever a Waste Of course not, the small ones you can use for bait. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/44 "2005-04-20T22:55:30Z")
**IMHO** How can you change a part of you that you really hate? Question for Gay Men: Does Size Matter? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/45 "2005-04-21T15:19:12Z")
Worst advice of the day award goes to these two in MPSIMS I have a hemorrhoid. Get On Your Bike And Ride! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/46 "2005-04-22T13:59:31Z")
Here in MPSIMS: **Tasering your… [tmi] I’m having a muscle spasm in my genitals!** Yea, I guess one would follow the other! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/47 "2005-04-22T14:54:52Z")
IN MPSIMS: I guess I’ll spill the beans now… I have a hemorrhoid. ( 1 2 ) ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/48 "2005-04-22T15:02:02Z")
MPSIMS: How do you stop being ‘Socialy Inept’ I’m having a muscle spasm in my genitals! ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/49 "2005-04-22T15:04:13Z")
MPSIMS Shall We Discuss Peanut Butter? And, p’raps Jelly? Yes. We Shall. How many chocolate syrup choices do you need? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/50 "2005-04-22T20:31:48Z")
Not Sequential Thread Titles, but both funny enough to report and similar enough to put here: When I signed on AOL a few days ago, the two lead headlines flashed sequentially in the news promo box were: Steinbrenner Blasts Yankees Cardinals Enter Conclave ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/51 "2005-04-22T23:23:15Z")
**Remind me never to spook a mule.** **I got kicked out of bed last night** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/52 "2005-04-22T23:55:49Z")
\*\*I was kicked out of bed last night Remind me never to spook a mule\*\* 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/53 "2005-04-22T23:57:07Z")
Gah! I didn’t see that last post, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/54 "2005-04-23T00:56:19Z")
From the Pit: \*\*Hail Maria, Full of . . . WTF? Poo\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/55 "2005-04-23T04:36:40Z")
Things You Should Avoid Saying To Your Vertically Challenged Neighbors Would it kill you to unlock BOTH doors? [cuz, you see, they only need to use the dutch door…] I got sucked out by a Celebrity… My shame is making me violent. ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/56 "2005-04-23T18:38:25Z")
In ATMB: **PLEASE READ - for those who are being logged out unexpectedly** \*\*having trouble logging out \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/57 "2005-04-23T19:20:22Z")
From IMHO: **No Boyfriend Is Ever a Waste Getting Pregnant: Tips, Tricks & Old Wives’ Tales** ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/58 "2005-04-23T22:25:09Z")
MPSIMS: Sinners Unhappy With Pope Choice What’s Rutan Up To Now? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/59 "2005-04-25T14:18:39Z")
In MPSIMS: What makes someone a slut? My Step-Daughter - The Giver of Blow Jobs ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/60 "2005-04-25T16:20:39Z")
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