# I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851 "2005-04-11T20:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/61 "2005-04-26T15:30:51Z")
I suppose it was inevitable these two would end up together in MPSIMS: **decoding man-speak Decoding woman-speak** ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/62 "2005-04-26T15:58:35Z")
MPSIMS: Anyone have a Gmail invite to give away? Naughty Naughty ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/63 "2005-04-26T19:15:52Z")
What should we do about our dog? Do you like to cook? ---
**Author:** ![davmilasav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@davmilasav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davmilasav)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/64 "2005-04-26T21:08:17Z")
What’s a good housewarming gift? Female orgasms ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/65 "2005-04-26T22:02:42Z")
Damn, **davmilasav** , sequential thread titles do not _get_ any better than that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/66 "2005-04-27T05:38:45Z")
Things you take for granted that other people make a big deal over… Female Orgasms ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/67 "2005-04-27T05:40:00Z")
(I get the feeling that there is one thread that might generate a _lot_ of pairings.) ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/68 "2005-04-27T06:19:11Z")
If you only want to talk about America, fuck off elsewhere, brickbacon Goddamn Chinese-made CRAP! Where’s my fucking affordable healthcare, you fucking fuck? [lame] A request for temperance in BBQ Pit thread titles Don’t interfere with the baseball, you idiot fishface fuckhole ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/69 "2005-04-27T16:30:29Z")
Well, that was an invigorating start to the day Coffee, tea, beer, whiskey, and hot man-love l love that foamy hand soap! I’m afraid I have a drinking problem (long) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/70 "2005-04-28T00:07:18Z")
Ohhh, these are too good to pass up: Love Scenes in Video Games Did Lou Reed Sell Out? Stupidest Question Ever! (this week) I never eat? Why doesn’t God want me to get laid? SHAKES Today 08:33 AM Sex at thirteen? What is your favorite Guilty pleasure in life? Female Orgasms ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/71 "2005-04-28T08:06:53Z")
Decoding gay-speak I guess I’ll spill the beans now… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/72 "2005-04-28T12:56:53Z")
Uh, Oh! It’s Ebola! I decided to stay ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/73 "2005-04-28T15:19:37Z")
I just got a marriage proposal at the Getty Station My Boobies Can Dance!! ---
**Author:** ![poeticyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@poeticyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poeticyde)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/74 "2005-04-28T16:56:15Z")
This is the worst I’ve ever seen… \*\*My Step-Daughter - The Giver of Blow Jobs What is your favorite Guilty pleasure in life?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/75 "2005-04-29T16:31:48Z")
New posts: \*\*What is “cosmetic gynecology”? You theiving cunt\*\* Sorry, they just seemed to go together. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/76 "2005-04-30T19:15:34Z")
_This first one looks bad, but is highly amusing:_ **IMHO** What quirks/personalities can you not stand? My Step-Daughter - The Giver of Blow Jobs So, how do I get another job ? Slurring the swearing in of someone in court Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you GOD? _And this one works 3/4 through:_ How would you get rid of Pandora’s box? Bowling! What do you do with your left arm? ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/77 "2005-04-30T23:40:51Z")
_(UK Election) Eek - I’ve been relocated/deported I won a trip to Dublin_ _I set a new personal record for continuous urination today A good reason not to get drunk_ or \*I set a new personal record for continuous urination today Gee, honey, that looks super! \* or \*I set a new personal record for continuous urination today Yo Tentacle Monster, a word… \* or _I set a new personal record for continuous urination today School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon_ or _I set a new personal record for continuous urination today My seeds are sprouting! My seeds are sprouting!_ I need a life… ---
**Author:** ![gruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/57b2e6/32.png) [@gruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gruver)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/78 "2005-05-01T00:06:41Z")
Drunk and happy! My wife is leaving me for another woman… ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/79 "2005-05-01T00:25:37Z")
\*\*Mango, Guava, Coconut, Rum = Pope Benedict fuklfills Prophecy as the Last Pope!\*\* Geez, bet you didn’t realize what you were doing when you mixed that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/80 "2005-05-03T00:38:20Z")
This is just sooo inappropriate; \*\*On Death and Dying, Dogs and Dreams Things that will never stop being funny. Ever. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851.md?page=5)