# I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851 "2005-04-11T20:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/81 "2005-05-03T14:40:05Z")
From MPSIMS: **The Hindi folks, upstairs A whole family of Faggots!** Sitar played to a disco beat! ---
**Author:** ![Hirundo82](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/919ad9/32.png) [@Hirundo82](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hirundo82)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/82 "2005-05-03T16:24:20Z")
\*\*Foolish (I mean really foolish) bevavior. Tasering your [tmi]…\*\* in MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/83 "2005-05-03T16:52:51Z")
In Cafe Society: **Is there a song more annoying than Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani? “Uptown Girl” and "Bolero"** ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/84 "2005-05-03T16:52:53Z")
How can I add more sureality into my life? Recommend me: A Rodent and An Exercise Machine. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/85 "2005-05-03T20:39:21Z")
New posts: \*\*So just what DO you watch? Mandy Patinkin in Crestor ad? Best Beauty Contest Ever! Just how bad is US TV?\*\* It’s a whole conversation! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/86 "2005-05-04T17:29:11Z")
Elfbabe goes to prison Fetish… (well it is for me anyway) ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/87 "2005-05-04T19:26:14Z")
I have permission to have an affair. My neighbor’s dog is being raped. ---
**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/88 "2005-05-04T19:29:48Z")
…yep, it’s SW day in Cafe Society. **Spoil the Star Wars: Clone Wars cartoons for me! ‘The Star Wars saga is really about Darth Vader’ … Huh? Star Wars Trilogys - Parental Dilemma _and possibly spoilers may occur_** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/89 "2005-05-04T23:23:53Z")
MPSIMS: I must stop looking at crotches Do you know where your kitten is right now? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/90 "2005-05-05T00:17:47Z")
My wife is leaving me for another woman… Something I learned recently that completely surprised me Something I learned recently that completely surprised me I set a new personal record for continuous urination today What causes people to kill? Possible new CA gun law Psychotropic medication to avoid? (bad expereinces) How can I add more sureality into my life? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/91 "2005-05-05T01:07:17Z")
What are you giving your mom for Mothers Day? I’m (still) thinking about getting a motorcycle… ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/92 "2005-05-05T01:43:15Z")
**Four dead in Ohio. May 4th 1970** **Elfbabe goes to prison** ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/93 "2005-05-05T04:08:04Z")
Most unusual place you’ve had sex. I got on Larry Elder! ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/94 "2005-05-05T05:02:23Z")
**Yay! I have ADD! I must stop looking at crotches** \*\*Curling Up with a Good Book of Obituaries Fetish… \*\* [sub]Ew.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/95 "2005-05-05T17:26:36Z")
In MPSIMS: I have permission to have an affair I must stop looking at crotches ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/96 "2005-05-05T17:49:59Z")
Community Has Drug Problem: Here Is Their Plan Experiments that failed in the late 60s ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/97 "2005-05-05T18:13:40Z")
Mission to Venus Most unusual place you’ve had sex. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/98 "2005-05-05T20:13:55Z")
\*\*I have permission to have an affair. Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior. I’m eating bacon!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/99 "2005-05-05T20:15:16Z")
MPSIMS: **A Co-Worker Asked Me Out… She’s 13 today** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851/100 "2005-05-05T23:18:44Z")
My neighbor’s dog is being raped. So. What moisturiser do YOU use? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-tell-you-where-to-stick-your-sequential-threads/298851.md?page=6)