# I cannot f\*cking STAND... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773 "2011-02-18T03:20:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/41 "2011-02-18T17:10:28Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > I don’t watch _Law & Order: SVU_ as a rule, but I happen to catch parts of it now and then, and every single time I see Mariska Hargitay I am overwhelmed by a burning desire to reach into the TV screen and punch her right in that smug, sneering, self-righteous face of hers. > > I realize that most of that comes from the character she plays, and the awful dialogue the script requires her to say. But the punching urge is so powerful that it kicks in whenever I happen to see her in a context outside of that show as well. I’m pretty sure the “I smell shit” look is becoming permanent. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/42 "2011-02-18T17:54:06Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > People who have enough energy to waste any on HATING someone they will never meet. > > Why do they even think about them? > > Well I guess I am lying about that. I am totally indifferent to people who have enough energy to waste any on HATING someone they will never meet. > > They start talking, I stop listening. No, you don’t. Your post is my cite. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/43 "2011-02-18T18:02:19Z")
Snooki, or whatever her name is. Don’t know where she came from, or what dismal sort of reality show she is on, but the woman is the definition of trash. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/44 "2011-02-18T18:06:21Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Ann Coulter. Whenever I see or hear her, I go into spasms like Kramer did over Mary Hart. How did he ever become a Republican icon, anyway? I thought they hated people like that:confused:. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/45 "2011-02-18T18:06:57Z")
It’d be easier for me to list the celebrities I AM able to stand. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/46 "2011-02-18T18:07:18Z")
Nobody has mentioned Sarah Palin? She scares me. ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/47 "2011-02-18T18:14:49Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Nobody has mentioned Sarah Palin? She scares me. A friend described Sarah Palin as the feminist antichrist. I just know that I can’t stand her and the anti-intellectualism she spreads in the guise of folksiness. ---
**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/48 "2011-02-18T18:19:10Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > . . . . Every single Baldwin brother . . . . Except Adam. 🆒 (not a brother, and he played Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket) ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/49 "2011-02-18T18:33:18Z")
Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, Nancy Grace, Kathy Griffin. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/50 "2011-02-18T18:36:49Z")
> [@MegaBee](#): > > A friend described Sarah Palin as the feminist antichrist. I just know that I can’t stand her and the anti-intellectualism she spreads in the guise of folksiness. Can you imagine a State of the Union address given by her in that high-pitched, wavering voice? Is there a name for that speech pattern where, say, a basket becomes “bee-yasket”? ---
**Author:** ![The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_wind_of_my_soul)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/51 "2011-02-18T18:42:06Z")
Ke$ha. My officemate plays her, and so far I’ve tolerated it, but I know I’d better speak up soon. Because otherwise, when I do speak up, it won’t be a polite “Can you please go to the next song?” It’ll be loud and hate-driven and involve cursing. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/52 "2011-02-18T18:44:24Z")
Rebecca Pidgeon. I am sure she is a perfectly nice woman when she isn’t woodenly destroying any scene she is in. I just got done watching _Red_, with the sublime Helen Mirren, and then there was Rebecca Pidgeon, the most untalented, unintersting, horrible actresss on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/53 "2011-02-18T19:27:06Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > I also don’t like Seth McFarlane, but for no real reason. He just bothers me. I also dislike Seth MacFarlane, which is weird because I quite like Family Guy and find it funny. But when I’ve seen MacFarlane himself on talk shows and the like, he comes across as a smug, smarmy, self-important bastard. I carefully avoid him in such things now, because I want to preserve my enjoyment of the cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/54 "2011-02-18T21:16:41Z")
All the Kardashians Rihanna Ashlee Simpson ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/55 "2011-02-18T21:52:10Z")
[Highly Sensitive People](http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/are-you-too-sensitive) ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/56 "2011-02-18T22:11:55Z")
> [@CT\_Damsel](#): > > [Highly Sensitive People](http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/are-you-too-sensitive) Word. ---
**Author:** ![Pandoranoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce73a5/32.png) [@Pandoranoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandoranoid)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/57 "2011-02-18T22:18:06Z")
Glenn Beck. I swear I’d hate him even if he was on my side of the political spectrum. His cloying theatrics give me hives. Jon Stewart’s impression of him is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/58 "2011-02-18T22:30:28Z")
Anthony Newley. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/59 "2011-02-18T22:51:30Z")
John Glover Cloris Leachman ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/60 "2011-02-18T22:51:33Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > All the Kardashians Sadly I know all too much about these people thanks to my wife, but great screaming vengance from the sky I’d like to punch that Scott Disick dude in the throat with a broken beer bottle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773.md?page=4)