# I cannot f\*cking STAND... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773 "2011-02-18T03:20:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/101 "2011-02-23T03:25:42Z")
Ever since “Analyze This”, Robert DeNiro. He used to be great, but now he’s nothing but a caricature. I loathed “Meet the Parents”, and refused to watch the sequels. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/102 "2011-02-23T03:33:38Z")
> [@Toxgoddess](#): > > Ever since “Analyze This”, Robert DeNiro. He used to be great, but now he’s nothing but a caricature. I loathed “Meet the Parents”, and refused to watch the sequels. Meet the Fockers reminds me of something: I hate Dustin Hoffman’s “smart idiot” character. He played similar in _Sphere_. It’s hard to put it in words, but it’s when he embarrasses Stiller’s character, and puts on a “what, me?” act while making that smug punchable face of his. And he doesn’t get it. That whole series is a bunch of cringe moments. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/103 "2011-02-23T04:08:27Z")
Thought of aother one: Kanye West. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/104 "2011-02-23T04:19:28Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > Everyone on The View > Rosie O’Donnell > Bradley Cooper - He’s just a douche > **Shia LaBeouf - Also a douche, I wanted to see Indiana Jones 4 but haven’t because he’s in it.** Good move. I saw it. Nothing in that movie is worth seeing, but LaDouche made it an actively unpleasant experience instead of a simple waste of time. Sort of like Willie in the\* Temple of Doom\*, but a little less screechy. It’s probably already been mentioned, but “Transformers”. I think I’m a few years too old for this. I wonder if anyone who was over the age of 13 when the cartoons came out really likes them, or the movies. Also, I was surprised to to find some sort of love for “Thundercats” recently when I read about an aborted movie adaptation. Really? Freakin’ THUNDERCATS is what you want to see? My dipshit friend said, “I LOVED them when I was a kid.” I had to remind him that he was 20 years old when the cartoons came out. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/105 "2011-02-23T10:19:50Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Meet the Fockers reminds me of something: I hate Dustin Hoffman’s “smart idiot” character. He played similar in _Sphere_. It’s hard to put it in words, but it’s when he embarrasses Stiller’s character, and puts on a “what, me?” act while making that smug punchable face of his. And he doesn’t get it. That whole series is a bunch of cringe moments. I’m trying to remember if Hoffman has had any non-irritating roles since _Rainman_. I’m thinking no. He’s been phoning it in for decades. I remember seeing him in that Joan of Arc film (with Milla Jovovich) and wondering if he’d just wandered onto the set one day and said “Hey guys, I was just passing by and wondered if I could do a scene or two? It’ll be a laugh.” Jovovich is actually acting rings around him in their scenes together. Gruesome. ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/106 "2011-02-23T14:29:29Z")
Kevin Costner Nicolas Cage Nancy Grace Paul Walker Jason Mewes as Jay (I literally want to see him die a slow painful death) Russel Crowe Tom Greene Mel Gibson Ashton Kutcher David Caruso ---
**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/107 "2011-02-23T15:53:09Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Even “A History of Violence”? Damn he was great in that… Never saw it - he’s ruined so many other things for me that I will avoid things he’s in. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/108 "2011-02-23T18:14:24Z")
> [@Bernd\_Stromberg](#): > > I’m convinced that there is a clause in John Cusack’s film contracts which stipulates a role (doesn’t matter how big or small) for her. While I guess it is nice that he’s looking out for / taking care of his sister, she is still one of the most talentless actresses out there. I guess you didn’t see _Toy Story 2_. I consider her voice work as Jesse worthy of a Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination. ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/109 "2011-02-23T21:18:21Z")
I cannot fucking stand Adam Lambert. He came in 2nd on American Idol two years ago. He is gay, therefore to his fans if I state that I hate his style of singing, makeup, prancing, fame-whoring, pelvis-thrusting-dancing that means I must be homophobic. No. no, no, no. It simply means I cannot fucking stand this particular guy, his public persona, his hair, his makeup, his screechy singing. I cannot fucking stand anything about him. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773/110 "2011-02-23T21:30:32Z")
> [@well\_he\_s\_back](#): > > I cannot fucking stand Adam Lambert. He came in 2nd on American Idol two years ago. He is gay, therefore to his fans if I state that I hate his style of singing, makeup, prancing, fame-whoring, pelvis-thrusting-dancing that means I must be homophobic. No. no, no, no. It simply means I cannot fucking stand this particular guy, his public persona, his hair, his makeup, his screechy singing. I cannot fucking stand anything about him. From _Ruthless People_: [QUOTE=Sam Stone] _I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I - I - I hate the way she **licks stamps!** _ [/QUOTE] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-f-cking-stand/571773.md?page=5)