# I cannot think of a title for this thread but wow **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700 "2012-10-14T16:53:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/1 "2012-10-14T16:53:38Z")
Just take a look at the website here: [http://louisvillefreeface.com/](http://louisvillefreeface.com/). It is safe for work graphically speaking, but it should be noted the content itself probably isn’t so I have broekn the link. Words fail me. But here’s a quote from the front page so you don’t go looking at it completely blind. > [@site](#): > > FREE ORAL SEX > > ALL ATTRACTIVE LOUISVILLE AREA WOMEN > > PLEASE APPLY > > No hidden costs or agendas > > Some restrictions apply > > See terms and conditions page for qualifications And yes, there is a terms and conditions page. And a privacy policy. And an application form. All of which are well worth a look if you ask me. It’s so very very peculiar and creepy in totality that I think it’s completely sincere. I’ve just submitted it to TubaDiva as a Weird Earl. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/2 "2012-10-14T17:10:01Z")
I am **shocked** that you couldn’t think of a thread title. How often do you get to start a thread called “Free oral sex”? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/3 "2012-10-14T18:58:17Z")
I didn’t think it was that uncommon. You mean I should have charged for it all this time? ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/4 "2012-10-16T04:13:37Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > I am **shocked** > that you couldn’t think of a thread title. > > How often do you get to start a thread called “Free oral sex”? What kind of monster would imprison oral sex? ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/5 "2012-10-16T10:47:44Z")
Should someone wish to perform oral sex on strangers for free I would think that a “Free Oral Sex :p” T-shirt would be all the advertisment needed. The website seems unnecessary. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/6 "2012-10-16T11:15:12Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I didn’t think it was that uncommon. You mean I should have charged for it all this time? I gets three fiddy, same as downtown. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/7 "2012-10-16T11:19:08Z")
Wait you can get paid for this? > [@](#): > > Should someone wish to perform oral sex on strangers for free I would think that a "Free Oral Sex " T-shirt would be all the advertisment needed. The website seems unnecessary. Make sure to specify the sex, don’t make the mistake I did. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/8 "2012-10-16T11:19:34Z")
This is the first time in a while that WOT flagged a site I clicked on. I’m not opening it. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/9 "2012-10-16T11:53:44Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > Should someone wish to perform oral sex on strangers for free I would think that a “Free Oral Sex :p” T-shirt would be all the advertisment needed. The website seems unnecessary. Shouldn’t that be “Free Oral Sex :o” ? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/10 "2012-10-16T12:27:37Z")
1998 called. It wants its web design software back. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/11 "2012-10-16T12:43:22Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > 1998 called. It wants its web design software back. Or even earlier. That guy is in serious need of a web designer. You know, making him seem more professional. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/12 "2012-10-16T13:55:25Z")
In his defense, it’s not professional because it’s not his profession. It’s free, so the website is pretty appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/13 "2012-10-16T15:34:42Z")
Anal Sex was being arrested when his brother Oral Sex jumped in and started a struggle. Oral Sex then took an officer’s gun and shot another officer so Oral Sex can rot in jail. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/14 "2012-10-16T16:33:07Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Oral Sex then took an officer’s gun and shot another officer so Oral Sex can rot in jail. Huh. Oral sex, always shootin’ off! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/15 "2012-10-16T16:46:26Z")
According to the site, he has dyed his hair a “weird blue”… Anyone in the Louisville area spot anyone with weird blue hair? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/16 "2012-10-16T17:05:12Z")
“Om nom nom nom!” ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/17 "2012-10-17T06:29:42Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Or even earlier. That guy is in serious need of a web designer. You know, making him seem more professional. Common. It’s even got a black background. That’s edgy, right? ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-think-of-a-title-for-this-thread-but-wow/637700/18 "2012-10-17T08:05:03Z")
I read about this guy a few days ago. His is #3 on [Cracked.com](http://Cracked.com)’s [7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Places on the Internet](http://www.cracked.com/article_18792_the-7-most-unintentionally-creepy-places-internet_p2.html).