# I cannot Unsee!! LOL **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 10, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-unsee-lol/788602 "2017-06-10T16:16:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LicketySplit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@LicketySplit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LicketySplit)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-unsee-lol/788602/1 "2017-06-10T16:16:35Z")
So…I arrive at work today…and I look out on the patio and see some woman. A very LARGE woman. Oh. My. God. It’s Heather. Sitting in the sun with a belly shirt. Exposing about five inches of pale, flabby midriff. Heather is about 30 lbs overweight. What. The. Fuck. Where’s my brain bleach?? Why would any woman who clearly does not posses a body that can “pull off” a revealing for of dress do this? In a public work area? What if I wanted to eat lunch out there? Do any of you guys think this is OK for her to expose her disgusting belly in a lunch area on the patio? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-unsee-lol/788602/2 "2017-06-10T16:22:54Z")
This will, no doubt, end up well. Or a thread full of recipes. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-unsee-lol/788602/3 "2017-06-10T16:30:35Z")
> [@LicketySplit](#): > > Why would any woman who clearly does not posses a body that can “pull off” a revealing for of dress do this? She does it because it clearly drives you crazy. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The women who aren’t afraid to show their bodies–fat and all? You rarely see them complaining about how lonely and virginal they are. But you do hear this message from guys who don’t have anything else to do but hang out on message board fora (and who probably jerk off to BBW porn once Mom and Dad are asleep). I’m guessing Heather knows exactly what she’s doing. And she doesn’t give a rat’s ass that you don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-unsee-lol/788602/4 "2017-06-10T16:33:14Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > She does it because it clearly drives you crazy. > > I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The women who aren’t afraid to show their bodies–fat and all? You rarely see them complaining about how lonely and virginal they are. But you do hear this message from guys who don’t have anything else to do but hang out on message board fora (and who probably jerk off to BBW porn once Mom and Dad are asleep). > > I’m guessing Heather knows exactly what she’s doing. And she doesn’t give a rat’s ass that you don’t get it. The OP is a parody of another thread. Heather doesn’t exist. Apart from all that, you’re right on. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cannot-unsee-lol/788602/5 "2017-06-10T16:35:08Z")
This is clearly a parody thread of this: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828066](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828066) Parodies belong in the Pit. I’m closing this one. If it’s that important to you, try again.