# I can't believe I'm the first one up MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 14, 2014, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/693059 "2014-07-14T09:35:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/693059/225 "2014-07-17T23:11:11Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **flytrap** we’re usin’ coasters so we ain’t skeered of **MOOOOOOM**. Usually the best way to make sure ya got the spider is to take off and nuke it from orbit.

Then [Take off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWuyKRwzpVs) you hoser!

> [@It's Moanday Somewhere - A MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-moanday-somewhere-a-mmp/692514/234):
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> I’m just about to head out the door to watch [Sharknado.](http://www.rifftrax.com/live) The people at irk think I’m crazy because I spent money to go see this. I told them I only paid $16 and they had to pay a whole cable bill for it, so who’s really coming out ahead here?

It was not a movie but something that happened in real life would you know how to [survive](http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1ebe/?cpg=63782846&msg_id=63782846&et_rid=1118952475&linkid=63782846_text_1ebe)?

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