# I can't believe I'm the first one up MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 14, 2014, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/693059 "2014-07-14T09:35:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/693059/283 "2014-07-19T05:21:04Z")

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Home at 1245 back at work at 730. barly enough time for a beer and some broccoli.

**Spaz** ,no Interweb Toobz? :eek:[sup]11[/sup]

**Ruble** , one of my hockey Peeps has a 3 wheeler. You might remember him, he was the 1 legged man that outran 40 of us to the next tequila bar. Hope you feel better, though.

> [@ddsun](#):
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> Where is my monkey butler?!

Will a **dogbutler** do?😃

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