# I can't believe I'm the first one up MMP

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**Created:** [July 14, 2014, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/693059 "2014-07-14T09:35:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-im-the-first-one-up-mmp/693059/310 "2014-07-20T00:58:56Z")

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Well, Sis is feeling a bit better (enough to be a wiseass) so I’m not as worried. However, she’s wanting creative ideas to explain the scar (picture a tall, fairly large woman in her mid forties). My suggestion was alien birth by C-section, but noooo…she wants more creativity. Any suggestions? 😃

SIL and I went on our intended field trip today and just got back. Rambled around the Cumberland Plateau and made a few fun stops. Now, it’s off to karaoke with the heathens.

**kopek** , I hope you’re feeling better soon. I will have to disagree with **Mooom** about the Can-Am. I rode on the back of one through the hills of east Tennessee afew weeks ago and it was FUN. The take curves more like a two wheeler than one with two in the back. They’d be awesome in the hills of Pennsyltucky.

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