# I can't believe they got away with that!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 10, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930 "2006-07-10T21:26:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/41 "2006-07-11T16:39:48Z")

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> [@winterhawk11](#):
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> I was going to post Soupy Sales’s famous “every time I say F, you see K!” bit, but a check of [Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/soupy2.htm) tells me that he didn’t actually do it (or any of the other subversive gags that were attributed to him). I’m kind of bummed–those were cool gags, and it’s fun to think he got away with them back in the uptight days of television.

What, the “little green pieces of paper” thing doesn’t count? That one he really did.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/42 "2006-07-11T17:34:33Z")

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> An older _ATHF_ episode where a “Voodoo Witch Doctor” tricked the cast into reciting, from helpful cue cards, the phrase “I am… **Sofa King** …We Todd Ed.” as part of a ritual.
> 
> “Not so fast…looses meaning. [chuckle]”

:eek: That’s what [**Sofa King**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=2487) meant all that time? :eek:

I am so naive!

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**Author:** ![rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rabbit)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/43 "2006-07-11T17:54:21Z")

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In draftee Daffy, the opening has Daffy duck reading a paper out loud about the “US army frontal attack taking the enemy from behind” (paraphrasing, but I think it’s close to the original).

Couldn’t believe that one when I heard it.

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**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/44 "2006-07-11T18:00:36Z")

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The old pedophile with the high pitched whistling voice on **Family Guy** squicks me out. I can’t believe they even have that _character_, never mind anything he says.

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**Author:** ![Gene\_Frenkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gene\_Frenkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gene_Frenkle)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/45 "2006-07-11T18:07:06Z")

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Colonel Angus!

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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/46 "2006-07-11T18:15:44Z")

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> [@Manda JO](#):
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> Hell, there was an entire episode about how Rocko was jackhammering so much in preperation fora jackhammer contest that he started to go blind.

Yet another Rocko example…the carnival episode actually has the word “hell” written out on a sign. Not only that, but at the beginning, one “satisfied” customer gives the thumbs up, only to have his thumb fall off and bits of blood squirt out. Although I don’t think Rocko airs on Nickelodeon anymore, it still airs on the spinoff “Nicktoons TV” and I’m pretty sure they still show this episode, surprisingly.

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**Author:** ![BluePitbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@BluePitbull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BluePitbull)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/47 "2006-07-11T18:29:35Z")

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> [@Yumblie](#):
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> Yet another Rocko example…the carnival episode actually has the word “hell” written out on a sign. Not only that, but at the beginning, one “satisfied” customer gives the thumbs up, only to have his thumb fall off and bits of blood squirt out. Although I don’t think Rocko airs on Nickelodeon anymore, it still airs on the spinoff “Nicktoons TV” and I’m pretty sure they still show this episode, surprisingly.

I wish I could watch it again, now that I am old enough to get all those in jokes.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/48 "2006-07-11T18:32:01Z")

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> [@Push You Down](#):
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> Now you’ve got me questioning it… Maybe Sylvester was his dad’s name? I know they did that joke though.

Mike: So your mother says to your father…What’s your father’s name?"  
Boner: Sylvester.  
Mike: She says Sylvester…Wait a minute. Your father’s name is Sylvester Stabone?  
Boner: Who knew?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/49 "2006-07-11T19:32:59Z")

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In an episode of _My Name is Earl_, Earl says to Randy, “Wakey wakey! Hands off Snakey!”

Cracks me up.

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/50 "2006-07-11T19:41:49Z")

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I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned South Park yet…

In one episode, Stan asks Jimmy (the crippled boy that stutters) to tell Wendy (Stan’s girlfriend) that she is “a continuing source of inspiration” for him. Jimmy stutters, so it comes out like: “Wendy…Stan wanted metotellyouthat…you’re a…you’re a cont…cont…you’re a cont…” [at which point Wendy gets mad and leaves] “you’re a continuingsourceofinspiration.”

I still can’t believe the censors let that go by!

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/51 "2006-07-11T20:01:13Z")

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I caught an episode of “Stella” the other day where they ran the old gag:

“Mike Hunt? Mike Hunt? What’s so funny about Mike Hunt??”

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/52 "2006-07-11T22:32:48Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> :eek: That’s what [**Sofa King**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=2487) meant all that time? :eek:
> 
> I am so naive!

No, you’re Sofa King retarded. 😉

> [@Manda Jo](#):
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> Hell, there was an entire episode about how Rocko was jackhammering so much in preperation fora jackhammer contest that he started to go blind.

Not only that, they never referred to the event as “jackhammering,” only “jacking.”

> [@rabbit](#):
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> In draftee Daffy, the opening has Daffy duck reading a paper out loud about the “US army frontal attack taking the enemy from behind” (paraphrasing, but I think it’s close to the original).

The actual line is closer to “Allied Frontal Assault On Enemy Rear.” Bob Clampett was known to sneak risque jokes into his cartoons- some of which didn’t make it past the censors. One of the most infamous was a gag from _Baby Bottleneck_ in which we see a baby alligator has been accidentially delivered to a mother pig. As the alligator attempts to suckle the mother pig’s teats alongside the other baby pigs, the mother pig shoves him away and turns to say something. The cartoon then cuts abruply to the next scene. According to Clampett, the mother pig was to have said “Ah-ah-ah, don’t touch that dial!” (the opening line from the _Blondie_ radio show, and in this case a double entendre).

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**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/53 "2006-07-11T23:18:51Z")

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> [@BluePitbull](#):
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> Is it true that Rocko’s Modern Life had other innuendo ie references to sex or masterbation?

[Here ya go.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_references_and_innuendo_in_Rocko%27s_Modern_Life) Some of my favorites:

> [@](#):
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> While Heffer is sleeping in a barn with cows, a farmer comes along, mistakes him for a cow, and “hooks him up” to an automated milking machine. After a few seconds of sucking sounds, facial contortions, and stars in his eyes, Heffer orgasms. This scene was only showed once and was removed from further airings, as was the follow-up scene at the end of the episode where Heffer goes to say good bye to the milking machine.

> [@](#):
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> ```
> Heffer becomes a nudist and throws a nudist party in Rocko's backyard with a nudist band known as, "The Dangles".
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> ```

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**Author:** ![BluePitbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@BluePitbull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BluePitbull)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/54 "2006-07-11T23:53:45Z")

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> [@Mayo Speaks!](#):
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> [Here ya go.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_references_and_innuendo_in_Rocko%27s_Modern_Life) Some of my favorites:

Thanks. I wish I could watch it again.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/55 "2006-07-12T00:39:54Z")

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> [@Mayo Speaks!](#):
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> [Here ya go.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_references_and_innuendo_in_Rocko%27s_Modern_Life)

Wow, I forgot about lots of those.

> [@](#):
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> When Rocko goes to buy a new bowl for Spunky, he goes to Dog World in the mall, and the guy says, “Hop on our doggy style bowl rides, everybody on your hands and knees!”

:eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/56 "2006-07-12T01:16:52Z")

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Disney had a _Kim Possible_ episode on awhile back where several characters were trapped in a television (or something along those lines), jumping from channel to channel into pastiches and parodies of various TV shows.

One of which was “Evil Eye for the Bad Guy,” complete with rather…“swishy” hosts.

These days, for Disney, that’s dang near revolutionary.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/57 "2006-07-12T04:43:55Z")

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This was thirty years ago so probably no one would turn a hair toady, but it made my eyebrows go up at the time.

[$](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068152/combined) is a complicated heist movie wherein Warren Beatty and Goldie Hawn conspire to rob several safe-deposit boxes in Gert Frobe’s Hamburg bank. There were lots of nude bits (not by Goldie, alas) that were snipped when it was shown on network television the first time but they let this part through intact.

Goldie is a callgirl and is smuggling in the tools they need for the heist to put them into her own deposit box. Frobe, who knows she’s a callgirl, spots her coming in the door and hustles over to take a couple grocery sacks (with the tools on the bottom!) and carry them for her as they walk across the lobby.

“Ah, my little fraülein. You have come to visit us again,” he opens.

“Yes, Mr. Kessler. I’ve come to visit my private box.”

He leers at her. “I would love to visit your private box.”

By this time they’ve reached the gate to the deposit box area. She takes the sacks back and dimples at him. “Why, Mr. Kessler, I’m surprised. Surely as a banker you must realize that all private boxes are the same, only some are big and some are little.” and leaves him with his mouth agape.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/58 "2006-07-12T04:55:53Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> This was thirty years ago so probably no one would turn a hair toady, but it made my eyebrows go up at the time.

That’s hair _today_. Hair toady sound like a really bad bar drink.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/59 "2006-07-12T13:18:17Z")

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I still can’t believe that this exchange from ST:TOS “Mirror, Mirror” got through the censors in the 1960s:

“I’ve been a captain’s woman, and I like it. I’ll be one again if I have to go through every officer in the Fleet.”  
“You could.”

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**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-got-away-with-that/363930/60 "2006-07-13T22:21:03Z")

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I always liked this one from the Simpsons episode “Hurricane Neddy”:

> [@](#):
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> **Little Ned** : (barging in) Whee! I’m Dick Tracy!  
> _(Little Ned hits the other kids)_  
> **Little Ned** : Bang! Take that, Pruneface! Now I’m Pruneface, take that, Dick Tracy! Now I’m Prune Tracy, take that, D-  
> **Dr. Foster** : Hey! Stop it at once!

Not really all that dirty, but I like it’s sneakiness. Kind of like the aforementioned “Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s)” and “Springfield Heights Institute of Technology”. It makes you think they were really trying to sneak things by censors that weren’t paying attention.

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