# I can't believe they made a sequel

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058 "2001-07-28T05:10:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/61 "2001-07-31T11:38:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \*  
> \*\*I’m pretty certain there’s not a sequel to a single disney movie that doesn’t suck. The originals were awesome, the second time around, it was pathetic. Some people just don’t learn. \*\*

102 Dalmations?

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/62 "2001-07-31T12:12:25Z")

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My theory is, sequel quality is inversely proportional to the magnitude of the number at the end of the title.

Allow me to cite…[sub]shudder[/sub]

**Blues Brothers 2000**

If they ever invent selective memory annihilation, I would pay to have the memory of this film burned from my cerebral cortex. And I bet I’d be second in line only to Dan Aykroyd.

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**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/63 "2001-07-31T13:54:30Z")

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Adding to the list, how could you miss:

_Another Stakeout_ - mmm, 100 more minutes of Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez, with Rosie O’Donnell thrown in to boot!

_Candyman 2 & 3_ - Tony Todd is great. As a supporting actor.

_Wishmaster 2_, et al. - Hey, video is a strong market. That’s why these three sequels never saw the theaters. We planned it that way.

_Another 48 Hrs._ - That formula only works once. Let’s hope they don’t make “Tango and Cash 2”.

_Child’s Play 2_, et al. - One movie about a talking killer doll is quite enough, thank you.

_Beverly Hills Cop 2 and 3_. Eddie Murphy was a great “fish out of water” in the first. Once he got his bearings, he got boring. Also, Judge Reinhold quickly induces vomiting. How’d he make it through 2 sequels?

_From Dusk Till Dawn 2 and 3_ - No comment.

There are many **many** more. I can see why movie reviewers are such bitter sourpusses.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/64 "2001-07-31T14:09:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Harvey The Heavy \*  
> \*\*Doctor Detroit 2: The Wrath Of Mom. I can’t believe they DIDN’T make this one. \*\*

A _Baked Potato_ perchance?

I’m still waiting on _Dude, Where’s my Car 2._

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/65 "2001-07-31T17:19:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dpr \*  
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> Ftr IMO the worst movie ever made was Weekend at Bernies II. \*\*

They made a _ **PART 3!!!** _

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**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/66 "2001-07-31T18:18:35Z")

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I’m so sorry about repeating that info about Shock Treatment, the sequel to Rocky Horror! I was so excited tohave that nugget of knowledge, I didn’t read the multiple responses about it 'til after I posted it.

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> \*Originally posted by Scott \*  
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> _Child’s Play 2_, et al. - One movie about a talking killer doll is quite enough, thank you.  
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But, c’mon, **Bride of Chucky** was an amazing piece of cinema! (This is said without sarcasm, I assure you. It is spectacular and everyone should see it three times.)

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**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/67 "2001-07-31T18:22:10Z")

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Oh, I almost forgot… **The Next Karate Kid**

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/68 "2001-07-31T18:23:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezwookiee \*  
> \*\*But, c’mon, **Bride of Chucky** was an amazing piece of cinema! (This is said without sarcasm, I assure you. It is spectacular and everyone should see it three times.) \*\*

Does this summon deamons or something?

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**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/69 "2001-07-31T18:29:41Z")

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…and **Look Who’s Talking Too!** and **Look Who’s Talking Now!**

Good thing that Travolta had that career revival so he doesn’t have to make sequels like that and **Staying Alive** and can concentrate on quality sequels like **Battlefield Earth 2**.

(That was said with sarcasm.)

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/70 "2001-07-31T19:20:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezwookiee \*  
> \*\*I’m so sorry about repeating that info about Shock Treatment, the sequel to Rocky Horror! \*\*

Not nearly as sorry as I was to actually _see_ the POS!

[hangs head in shame]

They actually wrote the audience lines into the Shock Treatment script! That’s like explaining the punchline before you tell the joke. (well, kinda) I can’t believe they (Richard O’Brien?) thought that would work.

Cluelessness or blatant sellout? IMHO, both. :mad:

-I gotta go before I rant myself into the pit.

P.S. Please tell me that RHPS was not written that way. With scripted audience participation, I mean. I want to believe that a sort of spontaneous MST3K thing happened IRL and just grew into a phenomenon.

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/71 "2001-07-31T20:26:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by heresiarch \*  
> \*\*Please tell me that RHPS was not written that way. With scripted audience participation, I mean. I want to believe that a sort of spontaneous MST3K thing happened IRL and just grew into a phenomenon. \*\*

RHPS was not written with scripted audience participation. It was a spontaneous MST3K thing that happened IRL and just grew into a phenomenon.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/72 "2001-07-31T20:29:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezwookiee \*  
> \*\*Oh, I almost forgot… **The Next Karate Kid** \*\*

At least they didn’t try to pass off Ralph Macchio as a “kid” yet again!

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**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/73 "2001-08-01T06:23:02Z")

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Aside from the new sequel to Rocky Horror (not Shock Treatment), there are a couple of other bad sequel ideas ramping up production.

**Terminator 3**  
**Basic Instinct 2** (with Sharon Stone gettin’ a wee bit older…)  
**Indiana Jones 4** (we all love Indy --but is a forth really a good idea?)  
and then there’s the worst idea of all… the oft-rumored **Back to the Future 4** without Michael J. Fox!!!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/74 "2001-08-01T09:51:50Z")

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**Wayne’s World 2**

I liked the first one, but the second one was just plain unnecessary (although it contains my all-time favorite Charlton Heston movie appearance).

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-they-made-a-sequel/74058/75 "2001-08-01T11:43:18Z")

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> In the Heat of the Night: The sequel wasn’t bad, just unnecessary

There were actually _two_ sequels: **The Call Me MISTER Tibbs** and \*\* The Organization\*\*.

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