# I Can't Believe You Raped A Pit Bull
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [June 21, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151 "2005-06-21T02:54:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/21 "2005-06-21T15:32:31Z")
I wouldn’t mind if castration was revisited as a viable punishment for these types of crimes.
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### Author:  [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/22 "2005-06-21T15:42:51Z")
The old saying has it that “Dog bites man” is not news, “Man bites dog” is.
Now we have “Man rapes dog” and the headline I’d really like to see is “Dog rapes man”. (The same guy, of course, but getting a little attention from a MUCH bigger pit bull!
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/23 "2005-06-21T16:03:30Z")
_ **Jesus Fucking Christ** _. Some of you people are certainly vicious little animals, aren’t ya?
> [@various subhuman savages](#):
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> • Accident with a large caliber weapon.
> • 230 grains of lead applied cranially ought to do it.
> • He needs crowbar therapy. The only therapy ever found to be assured in treating a child molestor.
> • I wouldn’t mind if castration was revisited as a viable punishment for these types of crimes.
> • There are people who will make this world a better place by subtraction. This is one of them. The world doesn’t need him, and should not spend any time or effort on rehabilitation. Just get rid of him, he adds nothing, and nothing he might potentially add one day in the distant future will be worth keeping him alive.
Goddamn barbarians, the bunch o’ ya. Williamson is very likely suffering from mental illness. And rather than even attempt to try to treat the guy, you wanna summarily execute the poor bastard - apparently without benefit of a trial. Fucking bloodthirsty savages. I agree that he should be separated from society before he does any more harm to innocent young girls, but fuck, man, you guys are downright malevolent and you disgust me.
> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> It’s public record if he’s being tried as an adult, though, right?
I suppose. But I can’t find anything that says he’s being tried as such.
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/24 "2005-06-21T16:06:04Z")
Well said, **Unc**.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/25 "2005-06-21T16:26:46Z")
Hey andros! It’s really good to be seeing you 'round these parts again. Yours is - and always has been - one of the sanest and most reasonable voices around here. Would that I were more often like you.
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### Author:  [@fushj00mang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fushj00mang)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/26 "2005-06-21T17:03:34Z")
On the point of having his name published: The shit lives in South Carolina. 'Round here, if you’re over the age of 15 and commit a violent crime against persons or property, you are automatically to be tried as an adult (from 12-14, your grand jury can try you as an adult, but it’s rare.) Nope, 17 ain’t nowhere near a minor in SC.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/27 "2005-06-21T17:22:25Z")
Ah, I see. Thanks for the info, fush.
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### Author:  [@Creative\_Munster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creative_Munster)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/28 "2005-06-21T18:24:55Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> [bad joke]The dog died. Does that mean he’s pregnant?[/bad joke]
Maybe I’m having a dense moment, but I don’t understand this joke at all. Could someone explain it?
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### Author:  [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/29 "2005-06-21T18:26:12Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> _ **Jesus Fucking Christ** _. Some of you people are certainly vicious little animals, aren’t ya?
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> […] you wanna summarily execute the poor bastard - apparently without benefit of a trial. Fucking bloodthirsty savages. .
Amen to that. I don’t like the idea of living in the same society as some people, and not all of them are child rapists…
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/30 "2005-06-21T18:59:52Z")
> [@Creative\_Munster](#):
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> Maybe I’m having a dense moment, but I don’t understand this joke at all. Could someone explain it?
[The rabbit done died](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a970704.html).
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/31 "2005-06-21T19:01:02Z")
Thanks, **Beer**. You’re the man.
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### Author:  [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/32 "2005-06-21T19:25:26Z")
> [@inkleberry](#):
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> He needs crowbar therapy. The only therapy ever found to be assured in treating a child molestor.
you know, of course, that’s not true, don’t you?
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/33 "2005-06-21T19:31:25Z")
I’m surprised only one person has suggested that having this person forceably raped is an appropriate response.
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### Author:  [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/34 "2005-06-21T19:36:56Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> I’m surprised only one person has suggested that having this person forceably raped is an appropriate response.
That’s because, as Unc points out above, it really isn’t.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/35 "2005-06-21T19:42:38Z")
> [@SisterCoyote](#):
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> That’s because, as Unc points out above, it really isn’t.
No, I get that - however, it’s amazing the chorus of “He’ll get what’s coming to him in the big house! he he he” that seems to abound when this sort of thread pops up.
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### Author:  [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/36 "2005-06-21T19:46:31Z")
> [@wring](#):
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> you know, of course, that’s not true, don’t you?
Doesn’t matter.
What’s important is that we take this oppurtunity to make sure everyone knows how much we hate people who harm things by saying how much we want to harm this boy.
Let’s hit him with rebar! :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/37 "2005-06-21T19:53:08Z")
I think SisterCoyote’s point is that my tirade may have forestalled the chorus one could usually expect. They don’t wanna get stomped. In which I - and many others - have done our jobs here. The members of that sad chorus may now be actually reflecting on the societal consequences of the manifestation of their violent wishes. One can only hope.
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### Author:  [@Flyhalf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyhalf)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/38 "2005-06-21T19:53:28Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> _ **Jesus Fucking Christ** _. Some of you people are certainly vicious little animals, aren’t ya?
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> apparently without benefit of a trial.
I’m thinking that if he is convicted, THEN execution is the way to go.
If that makes me bloodthirsty, too fucking bad. As the parent of two small children, one of which will be three in about two weeks, I have no sympathy for folks who harm children. NONE.
How this guy is still alive is beyond me. You molest one of my children, well let’s just say that there is no place on this planet in which you can hide from me.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/39 "2005-06-21T19:54:26Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> I think SisterCoyote’s point is that my tirade may have forestalled the chorus one could usually expect.
Ah - well, if that is the case then that would be a great thing. 'Cus frankly, the other gets really old, really fast.
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### Author:  [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-believe-you-raped-a-pit-bull/309151/40 "2005-06-21T19:59:30Z")
> [@Hampshire](#):
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> I wouldn’t mind if castration was revisited as a viable punishment for these types of crimes.
Sadly, while it might not be as much ‘fun’ for him, but he could still use other means to molest children and animals. Isn’t there \*anything \* that has a decent rehabilitation rate?
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