# I can't belive it's not sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490 "2007-01-26T00:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/1 "2007-01-26T00:26:58Z")
From the Pit: \*\* Inappropriate museum/library behavior Neighborhood pet sodomized\*\* Somebody really screwed the pooch. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/2 "2007-01-26T00:58:45Z")
From ATMB: **Calling all Members with “and” in their name(s) Where is the Edit button?** It takes _all_ of them to find it? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/3 "2007-01-26T10:45:20Z")
A GQ twofer: \*\* How long will a living human heart keep beating after you slice it out? Is it illegal to be in possession of a human body part? \*\* You can own it, you just can’t procure it \*\* What does it feel like to go insane? Kinda different Parralel Universe question \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/4 "2007-01-26T13:25:46Z")
\*\* Haepy Nem Year Describe it in three words \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/5 "2007-01-26T13:27:41Z")
\*\* How long will a living human heart keep beating after you slice it out? Computer Problem: The Program That Won’t Die \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/6 "2007-01-26T14:45:02Z")
\*\* Super Bowl XLI - Chicago Bears vs Indianapolis Colts, February 4th What does it feel like to go insane? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/7 "2007-01-26T14:54:08Z")
\*\* I have a date!-Oh, shit, I have a date I can’t belive it’s not sequential threads! Oh Dear, apparently I’m a bad date. \*\* Of course, now that I’ve posted this, it’s going to be: \*\* I have a date!-Oh, shit, I have a date Oh Dear, apparently I’m a bad date. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/8 "2007-01-26T15:06:12Z")
\*\*If a GD Religion Thread Were Not Hijacked, What Would It Be Like? MLK FRIED CHICKEN PARTY! Oh, wait… so that’s not ok? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/9 "2007-01-26T15:12:52Z")
**Your Earliest Memory? Me, the dog, and this morning** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/10 "2007-01-26T15:14:44Z")
Cafe Society: \*\* Dairy with seafood- yea or nay? Regional Pizza Topping Preferences [/b[ Sounds like the old anchovy battle ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/11 "2007-01-26T15:37:50Z")
\*\*What do women find ugly in men? Hetero Male Rules and Protocol \*\* I have a feeling this one’s true… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/12 "2007-01-26T15:42:47Z")
\*\*Anyone else have political opinions very different from your parents’? “I didn’t lie! YOU did, and you’re just forgetting that you are!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/13 "2007-01-26T15:42:57Z")
**If you’ve been feeling dumb lately, this thread should make you feel better** **Useless Facts** I feel so much better now ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/14 "2007-01-26T15:45:30Z")
\*\*Should they count on you to repopulate the earth? \*\* \*\*Should the Bush daughters enlist? \*\* **Doper parents: When does it end?** Now that’s a dilemma! ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/15 "2007-01-26T15:48:32Z")
I’m on roll here: \*\*What would an office staffed solely by Dopers be like? \*\* **What does it feel like to go insane?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/16 "2007-01-26T16:04:21Z")
A threefer!! \*\*Hetero Male Rules and Protocol How important is sex? Should they count on you to repopulate the earth? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/17 "2007-01-26T16:05:13Z")
\*\* Hetero Male Rules and Protocol How important is sex? Should they count on you to repopulate the earth? \*\* _Hell_, yes! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/18 "2007-01-26T16:11:29Z")
\*\* Goodbye, Mr. Sam (dog-related, sad) Describe it in three words \*\* Sad, but accurate ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/19 "2007-01-26T16:33:44Z")
\*\*Ladies…would you get irritated if… Thinking about changing hairdressers \*\* (It helps if you know that the first thread was a complaint about a ninety-buck hairdo going unnoticed.) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/20 "2007-01-26T16:50:32Z")
\*\*What new features do you want on your cell phone? Hetero Male Rules and Protocol \*\* VOIP or HMRP? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490.md?page=2)