# I can't belive it's not sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490 "2007-01-26T00:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/21 "2007-01-26T18:26:31Z")
\*\* Do TV’s induce some sort of suggestive mindstate? Is pot stronger these days? \*\* Well, _something_’s inducing a suggestive mindstate! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/22 "2007-01-26T19:24:09Z")
\*\* What in the blue fuck will it take?! Blockbuster I hate thee. FUCK YOU! FUCKTY FUCK FUCKING FUCK! (skunked) \*\* And then, skipping over one thread, we end with: \*\* Fuck you, Walloon \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/23 "2007-01-26T20:38:54Z")
\*\*Fragile health of message board participants?? Uh, Oh, Hypoallergenic Kitties MAY Be a Fraud! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/24 "2007-01-26T21:22:28Z")
**What dumb things have you done while half-asleep?** **Ask the straight married turned lesbian** I always wondered how that happened… ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/25 "2007-01-27T03:11:36Z")
**I have a date!-Oh, shit, I have a date Survived my date with Dr. FEAR!!! (bwahahaha)** ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/26 "2007-01-27T04:44:59Z")
**Well, my kid’s smoking pot Haepy Nem Year!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/27 "2007-01-27T10:23:39Z")
\*\*How do you open glass jars ? Ask the girl who was in the hospital \*\* :eek: Okay… how do you open glass jars _safely_? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/28 "2007-01-27T14:02:02Z")
\*\*Get a Home Improvement Gift Card Today! (see offer for details) Help! Our Neighbors are going to burn their house down on purpose \*\* Tell them about getting a home improvement gift card today! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/29 "2007-01-27T14:33:07Z")
Cafe Society: \*\*You are Rip Van Winkle – What surprises you most about current pop culture? Historical music videos \*\* There was no such thing as music videos when I fell asleep. Now there are _historical music videos_? ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/30 "2007-01-27T18:20:06Z")
\*\*Well, my kid’s smoking pot. It’s About Fucking Time! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/31 "2007-01-27T18:20:17Z")
**Well, my kid’s smoking pot** **It’s About Fucking Time!** 😃 Edited to add: Damn, beaten to it… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/32 "2007-01-27T19:58:37Z")
\*\*Any Tips For Mopping A Floor? Sexy warm pajamas \*\* Not today’s top tip, I’m thinking \*\*I had a root canal today… It’s About Fucking Time! \*\* That halitosis was getting noticeable… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/33 "2007-01-28T01:14:59Z")
[QUOTE=AntaresJEdited to add: Damn, beaten to it…[/QUOTE] Wow, I can’t believe I got there first. For once. 🙂 **How smart are you?** Maybe you can tell me… \*\*What is this moronic youtube message all about? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/34 "2007-01-28T02:51:49Z")
Well, we’ve decided to keep the kitten. It’s About Fucking Time! ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/35 "2007-01-28T08:29:42Z")
Also – asked and answered: What would an office staffed solely by Dopers be like? Transcribing a videotaped will ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/36 "2007-01-28T15:08:42Z")
Finding posts by Ludovic: \*\*What would an office staffed solely by Dopers be like? Democratic or Democrat? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/37 "2007-01-28T15:49:32Z")
**why not universal healthcare? If Jesus Could Heal the Sick and Raise the Dead** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/38 "2007-01-28T22:26:33Z")
\*\*So, Um, When DO the Cows Come Home? It’s About Fucking Time!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/39 "2007-01-29T18:49:17Z")
Separated by one, but worth the stretch: \*\*We’re Pregnant! (we think!) No needle, no scalpel vasectomy…Wha?? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/40 "2007-01-29T19:50:40Z")
This just works out Sooooo well: \*\*We’re Pregnant! (we think!) I’m not Satan but I play him on the SDMB Show me your dishes The patter of little hooves \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490.md?page=3)