# I can't belive it's not sequential threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490 "2007-01-26T00:26:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/41 "2007-01-29T21:14:09Z")

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**Me, the dog, and this morning  
Oh Dear, apparently I’m a bad date.**

It’s probably not your fault. The dog may still be pining over the golden retriever that dumped him last fall.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/42 "2007-01-29T21:16:20Z")

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**Why is my new (to me) car getting such lousy gas mileage?  
Anti-gas treatments**

Yeah, that’d pretty much do it.

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**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/43 "2007-01-29T21:33:54Z")

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from MPSIMS

Show me your dishes  
Do you have silver flatware?

as if it’s any of their business… and NO you can’t see my dishes

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/44 "2007-01-29T22:11:45Z")

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In new posts:  
\*\*Women = Birthgiving-machines?  
We’re Pregnant! (we think!)  
How Can A Woman NOT Know She’s Pregnant? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/45 "2007-01-29T22:13:20Z")

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In New Posts: (with apologies to **TokoyoPlayer & TokoyoWife** )

\*\*We’re Pregnant! (we think!)  
Women = Birthgiving-machines \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/46 "2007-01-29T22:20:38Z")

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\*\*We’re Pregnant! (we think!)

No needle, no scalpel vasectomy…Wha??

Birthday cards - Be careful what you wish for!  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/47 "2007-01-29T22:21:46Z")

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\*\* If you could make a non-human noise, what would it be?

Nuns on the lamb . . .  
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Don’t insult those nuns!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/48 "2007-01-30T01:48:06Z")

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\*\*No needle, no scalpel vasectomy…Wha??

If you could make a non-human noise, what would it be?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/49 "2007-01-30T13:08:45Z")

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\*\*He’s got Hiigh Hopes he’s got…

I have a date!-Oh, shit, I have a date  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/50 "2007-01-30T14:05:18Z")

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Cafe Society:

**New Fox reality shows that are likely to fail  
Two TV shows with the same premise  
Do you think dumb is funny? Dumb lines, dumb characters, dumb plots?  
TV Characters That Refer To Themselves By Their First Name**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/51 "2007-01-30T19:32:57Z")

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\*\* New Fox reality shows that are likely to fail  
17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe to appear nude on stage  
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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/52 "2007-01-30T21:41:32Z")

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From this very forum…

**An argument against gay marriage**  
**Next Doper on the marriage block : Vibrotronica!**  
(no offence intended to Vibrotronica, I just found that really funny)

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/53 "2007-01-31T03:51:56Z")

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ACS: Ann Coulter Syndrome  
No needle, no scalpel vasectomy…Wha??

If you want to have kids, do NOT read her books.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/54 "2007-01-31T12:23:21Z")

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\*\*What do women find ugly in men?

Vista. Well. It doesn’t suck.

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/55 "2007-01-31T15:18:31Z")

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\*\* Help me pimp my Mac!  
Trendy Expressions That Need to Die!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/56 "2007-01-31T18:13:18Z")

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GD:  
\*\*Ask the person openly bearing various prejudices.  
Possible Iran involvement in Iraq: Now what?  
Was Jesus as smart as Plato?  
Does Biden have a chance against Hillary and Obama?  
What effects will interactivity have on intellect/serendipitous learning/etc.?  
So these are the heroes that will step up as we stand down?  
Are higher rape conviction rates incompatible with current judicial norms?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/57 "2007-01-31T20:48:41Z")

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\*\*What’s your favorite book that nobody else ever reads?

“Mysteries of Winterthurn”, Joyce Carol Oates- Anyone Read This?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/58 "2007-01-31T21:02:31Z")

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These _aren’t_ sequential, but they’re not that far apart in the same forum:

\*\*You are a bad daddy, sez Kitty

I am a really unpopular dad tonight  
\*\*  
Maybe it weould be better if he was published in Newsweek.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/59 "2007-01-31T22:37:18Z")

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A Q&A from GD:

\*\*Does Biden have a chance against Hillary and Obama?

If Jesus Could Heal the Sick and Raise the Dead\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/60 "2007-01-31T23:32:01Z")

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\*\*Do you ski?

Seriously, how do their pants not fall all the way down?  
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