# I can't belive it's not sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490 "2007-01-26T00:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/61 "2007-02-01T03:32:43Z")
\*\*Woohoo! I got a raise! “Whoopie ding!” \*\* Some people don’t impress easily. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/62 "2007-02-01T13:31:02Z")
\*\* My cat’s farts smell like evil insidious Death So she’s leaving on Friday, once and for all \*\* Sounds pretty extreme. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/63 "2007-02-01T13:56:33Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: \*\*Greased up naked man runs through cafeteria As comedians say, “You can’t make up stuff this good.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/64 "2007-02-01T16:00:31Z")
\*\* Abnormal Water Bill? Describe it in three words \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/65 "2007-02-01T16:20:31Z")
**Central Ohio Dopers Recommend a big fat book on Rome** Central Ohio: more historians per capita than any other place on earth. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/66 "2007-02-01T17:12:16Z")
A perfect lineup in New Posts: \*\* Ladies: Would you like a… “Whoopie ding!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/67 "2007-02-01T20:59:12Z")
\*\* Worst name for Computer Software? “Whoopie ding!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/68 "2007-02-02T04:07:16Z")
\*\*Ethanol from Hemp? Ethanol question \*\* Why yes. Yes, it is. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/69 "2007-02-02T12:26:19Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] These _aren’t_ sequential, but they’re not that far apart in the same forum: [/QUOTE] Cheat. :dubious: (And I say this as one who was patiently waiting to book a place on the hell-bound train if ever the thread “You can be fired for being gay in 33 states” was ever followed by “It’s about fucking time!”, but you gotta play by the rules. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/70 "2007-02-02T12:34:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Cheat. I’ve been doing this for years. You’ve only just noticed? But I ain’t a cheat – I always say when I’m doing it. And I don’t pull tricks like posting to the intermediate threads to get them out of the way. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/71 "2007-02-02T12:47:59Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] I’ve been doing this for years. You’ve only just noticed? But I ain’t a cheat – I always say when I’m doing it. And I don’t pull tricks like posting to the intermediate threads to get them out of the way. [/QUOTE] Sorry, are we still talking about that? I dunno, you’ll be cheating at solitaire next. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/72 "2007-02-02T13:28:16Z")
I was hoping there’d be such a thread, this morning I spotted; How can I find a very, very specific type of porn? Ok, what kind of gross animal did this in my laundry room? ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/73 "2007-02-02T14:10:14Z")
Sienna Miller is EVERYWHERE More than 90% chance that global warming is due to human activity… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/74 "2007-02-02T14:24:11Z")
\*\*Seriously, how do their pants not fall all the way down? Global warming: Where to run? \*\* Somewhere where you don’t need pants ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/75 "2007-02-02T15:10:58Z")
\*\*I totalled my car last night Describe it in three words \*\* “A write-off”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/76 "2007-02-02T17:55:21Z")
\*\* Senator Kennedy has expensive taste in cars! I totalled my car last night \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/77 "2007-02-02T22:10:38Z")
\*\*Describe it in three words Obscure world record \*\* Q: Won’t he get tired of posting every time a thread with a three-word title shows up after that one? A: No ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/78 "2007-02-03T05:16:35Z")
**Ever shave your balls? Describe it in three words** Don’t Do It. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/79 "2007-02-03T13:23:13Z")
**Ever shave your balls? Oh Dear, apparently I’m a bad date.** Maybe next time you’ll try shaving 'em before the date. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/80 "2007-02-03T13:26:03Z")
**Ever shave your balls? Make Up Pretentious Job Titles** Deputy Undersecretary of Testicular Follicle Evacuation [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490.md?page=5)