# I can't belive it's not sequential threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490 "2007-01-26T00:26:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/81 "2007-02-03T16:44:38Z")

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\*\* What is the Most Common Bad Dream on the Dope?  
You’re on the street with a new identity & no history - How do you survive?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/82 "2007-02-03T20:10:09Z")

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SDMB Main Page:  
\*\*Origin of “psyche!”…  
What’s wrong with psychiatry?  
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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/83 "2007-02-03T21:33:43Z")

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From Great Debates:

**Ask the person openly bearing various prejudices.**  
**How Racist Might You Be?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/84 "2007-02-05T15:59:41Z")

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BBQ Pit:  
\*\*Apparently it’s possible to sexually abuse yourself  
To the two crotch rocketeers  
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/85 "2007-02-05T19:09:00Z")

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\*\*What will the first WOMAN on the Moon say?  
Uncircumcised males only please. \*\*

Evidently, she’ll be a picky woman.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/86 "2007-02-05T19:57:37Z")

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\*\*Ever shave your balls?

Doperball VI  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/87 "2007-02-05T21:00:57Z")

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\*\*Odd things your family did

Ever shave your balls?  
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/88 "2007-02-05T21:16:17Z")

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IMHO:

**What will the first WOMAN on the Moon say?  
Help! Starting car in sub-zero temps**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/89 "2007-02-05T22:05:04Z")

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\*\*Uncircumcised males only please.

Help me choose a Mid-Life Crisis car  
\*\*  
…preferably one that won’t catch on my foreskin.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/90 "2007-02-05T22:22:27Z")

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\*\*If I changed my username, I’d change it to …  
Ever shave your balls? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/91 "2007-02-06T01:25:21Z")

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\*\* In praise of the sun dress: blatantly lascivious, anticipating warm weather

Things That Shouldn’t Be Refrigerated  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/92 "2007-02-06T13:34:42Z")

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\*\* How can I find a very, very specific type of porn?  
prison penpals \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/93 "2007-02-06T13:38:05Z")

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**Uncircumcised males only please.  
What’s the goriest thing you’ve seen?**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/94 "2007-02-06T15:25:30Z")

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MPSIMS:

**Things That Shouldn’t Be Refrigerated  
Jeffrey Dahmer killed Adam Walsh?**

going to hell, sorry

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/95 "2007-02-06T16:42:19Z")

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\*\*Describe it in three words

Astronaut kidnapping scheme  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/96 "2007-02-06T16:46:50Z")

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\*\*Which is the more embarressing way to break a thumb

Ask the Bicycle Mechanic  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/97 "2007-02-06T18:23:50Z")

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\*\* Common games you haven’t played

Risk  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/98 "2007-02-07T13:28:15Z")

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\*\*Uncircumcised males only please.

You’re on the street with a new identity & no history - How do you survive? \*\*

Well, at least you’ve got one thing covered.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/99 "2007-02-07T13:28:43Z")

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\*\* Describe it in three words

Chex Party Mix  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/100 "2007-02-07T15:15:16Z")

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This has gotta be the funniest one I’ve seen in months:  
\*\*What if we moved Iraq to Africa?  
Using, trusting and citing Wikipedia  
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