# I can't belive it's not sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490 "2007-01-26T00:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/101 "2007-02-07T17:22:25Z")
**Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard** **As soon as a decent e-reader is created paper books are dead. Get over it bookworms!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/102 "2007-02-07T19:15:14Z")
\*\*Anyone own an unusual/exotic pet? Uncircumcised males only please \*\* I suppose uncircumcised males _are_ pretty exotic… ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/103 "2007-02-07T19:24:14Z")
\*\* My neighbors either think I’m mad, or tried it themselves.\*\* \*\* Astronaut kidnapping scheme\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/104 "2007-02-07T19:40:43Z")
MPSIMS:\*\* Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard Barefoot in the kichen my Ass! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/105 "2007-02-07T22:20:34Z")
\*\* What food are you craving right now? Eat your pancakes in moderation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/106 "2007-02-08T03:25:06Z")
\*\*The agony of big boobs Spontaneous Combustion \*\* Sure, big boobs are hot, but I had no idea… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/107 "2007-02-08T03:27:03Z")
\*\*What’s the first thing you learned all by yourself? Which is the more embarressing way to break a thumb \*\* Get the painful lessons over with first… ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/108 "2007-02-08T04:31:26Z")
\*\*Barefoot in the kichen my Ass! \*\* (She) \*\* Is the first trimester over? \*\*(He) \*\*The agony of big boobs \*\*(She) \*\*Anyone up for a game of Diplomacy? \*\*(He) **Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard** (She) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/109 "2007-02-08T13:50:55Z")
**Tipping the bartender for a beer? Sex or Magical Doritos?** Call me staid, but I usually draw the line at a drink or some spare change. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/110 "2007-02-08T14:21:16Z")
MPSIMS Is this an Urban Legend? The power of bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/111 "2007-02-08T21:39:09Z")
MPSIMS: **The power of bacon. Dry Skin Tips for Winter** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/112 "2007-02-08T23:39:48Z")
Well, I’m about to sequential title myself straight to hell: **Anna Nicole Smith Dead in Florida Things That Shouldn’t Be Refrigerated** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/113 "2007-02-09T11:05:36Z")
\*\*So I had another date Advice on coping It was all a trick \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/114 "2007-02-09T14:39:21Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Well, I’m about to sequential title myself straight to hell: **Anna Nicole Smith Dead in Florida Things That Shouldn’t Be Refrigerated** [/QUOTE] Meet you in Hell **Hal** : \*\* 2007 Weight Loss Club. February Anna Nicole Smith Dead in Florida \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/115 "2007-02-09T14:53:15Z")
Here’s a quadrifecta: \*\*Anna Nicole Smith Dead in Florida So I had another date Describe it in three words I’m fucking drunk. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/116 "2007-02-09T15:06:41Z")
From the main page: Comments on Cecil’s Columns: **Getting Rid of Doddering Judges** Comments on Staff Reports: **Possession is 9/10ths of the Law** Good luck with that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/117 "2007-02-09T15:46:39Z")
IMHO:\*\* What (if anything) does an Ant owe a Grasshopper? Sex or Magical Doritos? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/118 "2007-02-09T15:46:42Z")
\*\*So I had another date The power of bacon\*\* That’s quite the rasher, there! Where do I get some of this Bacon of Love? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/119 "2007-02-09T16:02:06Z")
\*\*It’s a classic, but all you NEED to see… Anna Nicole Smith reportedly collapsed, possibly dead \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490/120 "2007-02-09T17:28:02Z")
\*\*Crazy Ideas That Made Sense When You Were A Kid Palestinians Agree To Stop Shooting Eachother? \*\* Well, the idea sounds good to me… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-belive-its-not-sequential-threads/389490.md?page=7)