# "I can't even move my f'ing knees but I still kick it all day" \[NSFW video\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517 "2011-06-15T02:13:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/1 "2011-06-15T02:13:11Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen… [My Vagina Ain’t Handicapped](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-MHkUwtFk). No OP necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/2 "2011-06-15T02:15:55Z")
Give us one anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/3 "2011-06-15T02:35:58Z")
::sigh:: Fine. “Hey, look at this hilarious video! I really liked the part where she says what I put in the thread title! I think you guys might find it funny as well, so I’ve posted it here. On the SDMB. For you guys to see. Because you might find it funny. Feel free to share, below, via the built-in reply function, your thoughts and opinions on the video thus presented. Did you think it was funny? Did you not think so? What is your favorite part? Least favorite?” There. Now was that really necessary? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/4 "2011-06-15T02:40:17Z")
Naw, you still haven’t sold me. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/5 "2011-06-15T12:10:39Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > ::sigh:: Fine. > > “Hey, look at this hilarious video! I really liked the part where she says what I put in the thread title! I think you guys might find it funny as well, so I’ve posted it here. On the SDMB. For you guys to see. Because you might find it funny. Feel free to share, below, via the built-in reply function, your thoughts and opinions on the video thus presented. Did you think it was funny? Did you not think so? What is your favorite part? Least favorite?” > > There. Now was that really necessary? TL;DR. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/6 "2011-06-15T13:27:04Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > There. Now was that really necessary? Not at all. I especially liked the part where it said “Adult content is blocked.” ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/7 "2011-06-15T14:20:45Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Not at all. I especially liked the part where it said “Adult content is blocked.” Really? It’s just NSFW language, which should be apparent by the name of the video and thread title. I’m surprised it’s blocked. Sorry about that. I’ll ask a mod to add a NSFW tag to it just in case. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/8 "2011-06-15T14:22:19Z")
I like “best spots in parking lots” - my spouse claims he used to use that line with girlfriends: “Hey, I can get you a _great_ parking spot at the mall, right next to the door, no tickets” Also useful for movie theaters and restaurants. But maybe it’s just me and my lack of interest in vaginas. But you know - guys, not only is her vagina not handicap, but she can get you good parking at Home Depot, Lowe’s, Sam’s Club, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/9 "2011-06-15T14:29:35Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > But you know - guys, not only is her vagina not handicap, but she can get you good parking at Home Depot, Lowe’s, Sam’s Club, etc. So, the reason why blue handicap tags are plastic is… safety? So that if she hits her head against the tag repeatedly, she won’t get hurt? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/10 "2011-06-15T15:10:48Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Really? It’s just NSFW language, which should be apparent by the name of the video and thread title. I’m surprised it’s blocked. Sorry about that. I’ll ask a mod to add a NSFW tag to it just in case. Naw, don’t bother. It’s on this end. I swear I can’t go to a site that says “bum” without it being blocked. I think Anita Bryant is our new network admin. Or maybe it’s John Ashcroft. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/11 "2011-06-16T02:21:44Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > ::sigh:: Fine. > > “Hey, look at this hilarious video! I really liked the part where she says what I put in the thread title! I think you guys might find it funny as well, so I’ve posted it here. On the SDMB. For you guys to see. Because you might find it funny. Feel free to share, below, via the built-in reply function, your thoughts and opinions on the video thus presented. Did you think it was funny? Did you not think so? What is your favorite part? Least favorite?” > > There. Now was that really necessary? So you posted this video because it’s “funny”? I can think of a lot of words to describe it, but not “funny.” ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-even-move-my-fing-knees-but-i-still-kick-it-all-day-nsfw-video/585517/12 "2011-06-16T02:33:48Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > ::sigh:: Fine. > > “Hey, look at this hilarious video! I really liked the part where she says what I put in the thread title! I think you guys might find it funny as well, so I’ve posted it here. On the SDMB. For you guys to see. Because you might find it funny. Feel free to share, below, via the built-in reply function, your thoughts and opinions on the video thus presented. Did you think it was funny? Did you not think so? What is your favorite part? Least favorite?” > > There. Now was that really necessary? That was an inadequate description that doesn’t give me enough information to decide whether to click on the link. It’s a video of what? It’s someone performing a song? Ranting about something? Is it animation? Is there language of a kind that might make it prudent to listen to it over headphones instead of openly?