# I can't freaking believe it !!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399 "2000-09-16T13:16:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/1 "2000-09-16T13:16:57Z")
I can’t believe how good-looking I am sometimes. Ahhhh, life is good. ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/2 "2000-09-16T13:21:20Z")
Grim, I suspect UPS may have mixed up my portrait and your mirror. Cust. service will be in touch soon ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/3 "2000-09-16T13:24:23Z")
I can’t believe it either. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/4 "2000-09-16T13:33:02Z")
… waiting to see how many posts it takes before this becomes Pit material … ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/5 "2000-09-16T13:57:50Z")
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way… ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/6 "2000-09-16T14:38:01Z")
I can’t wait to look in the mirror- I get better looking each day! ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/7 "2000-09-16T14:49:42Z")
To Kno-ow me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man, ---
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/8 "2000-09-16T15:55:32Z")
Goddamn…I have a nice ass too. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/9 "2000-09-16T16:01:31Z")
Nope, no way are you a loser. :rolleyes: Is it Pit material yet, Euty? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/10 "2000-09-16T16:03:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*Nope, no way are you a loser. :rolleyes: > > Is it Pit material yet, Euty? \*\* :: Twiddling thumbs ::: Nope … gonna have to do better than that. ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/11 "2000-09-16T16:13:34Z")
Grimhacker, mothers _always_ say that, but you know the truth, hence the name. ---
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/12 "2000-09-16T16:14:12Z")
I love running my hands thru my thick hair…I always get a kick out of that…only problem is, my hair grows to fast…damnit. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/13 "2000-09-16T16:32:56Z")
Yeah, Ass hair does grow fast, all that extra fertilzer. You really need to learn to wipe better. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/14 "2000-09-16T16:52:14Z")
Grimslacker, I am the only true ego mainiac on this board. I do most of the sucking up and bragging here. In other words this is my bragging sucking up territory, comprenday vu senior? So don’t come in here with your little measly assed post count proclaiming anything. Putz (notice I didn’t use the “T” word. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/15 "2000-09-16T16:52:39Z")
So, why are you posting on an anonomous (sp??) message board and not on TV etc. Ummm, maybe another pathological lier. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/16 "2000-09-16T16:56:55Z")
Euty, if I knew how to spell egotistical , then I would say this guy is an egotistical, rodent felching, cum burping gutter snipe and an asshole. Whould that get it to the pit ? Too bad I can’t spell it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/17 "2000-09-16T16:59:44Z")
> [@](#): > > cum burping Ayesha that was priceless. The second time today I have blown a lemmon drop into my computer screen. ---
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/18 "2000-09-16T17:00:21Z")
Okay…I’m not exactly Calvin Klein material. I still kind of have a little bit of love handles, but the girls think it’s cute. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/19 "2000-09-16T17:01:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Grimslacker, I am the only true ego mainiac on this board. I just realized I’m a pseudo-ego-maniac. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/20 "2000-09-16T17:04:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Grimslacker, I am the only true ego mainiac on this board. > > I just realized I’m a pseudo-ego-maniac. > > \*\* I just realized I can’t spell maniac. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399.md?page=2)