# I can't freaking believe it !!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399 "2000-09-16T13:16:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/41 "2000-09-17T07:47:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*'Sides, we all knwo I have the best nude male chest on this board.  
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Oh, iampunha, you are too funny! You would need a light switch to turn me on and even that might not work.

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/42 "2000-09-17T07:53:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> 'Sides, we all knwo I have the best nude male chest on this board.

Hey, 'Punha, the votes are all tallied and it looks like you just beat out Grimhacker for **Most Egotistical Asshole** of the SDMB! Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/43 "2000-09-17T19:07:16Z")

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You know, I haven’t had a cigarette in quite some time now and I’m starting to feel a little cranky. Let’s see how I can channel that energy . . .

**Grimhacker** - what can I say? You have proven beyond reasonable doubt that your ego is as overblown and inflated as your penis is shriveled and miniscule, both of which you need to stroke yourself since no one else will give you the satisfaction. Maybe if you stepped away from the mirror occasionally and left your basement to enter the world outside those walls, you will see that there is an entire planet full of human beings and they are all more attractive than you. Yes, even that guy over there with the hairlip, crooked nose, third eye, 5 teeth, and hunchback is more attractive than you. There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance. You crossed that line as soon as you decided you would start this thread informing us of how wonderful you are.

An asshole tells other people how great he thinks himself, the good man lets his actions and character speak for itself.

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/44 "2000-09-17T20:30:25Z")

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**I** can’t believe how self-delusional you are. But hey.

Actually, no. You ARE stunningly good looking. You deserve to be with someone who’s just as good looking as you are. But is there anyone who could possibly approach your attractiveness? I can think of only one person. You.

You owe it to yourself not to settle for less. No one deserves you more than you do. I think that you should refrain from getting involved with anyone else. Engage purely in self love. Anyone who you got involved with would just end up consumed by jealousy, and you would feel like you were dating beneath you. Understandable, of course–you could never find anyone that was nearly suitable for you to date. But it’d just end up in heartache.

I think you should abstain from anything less than what you deserve. Go and buy that box of Kleenex and rejoice in your beauty. Alone.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-freaking-believe-it/33399/45 "2000-09-17T21:41:59Z")

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Too stupid to live. Goodbye, Grimewaxer.

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