# I can't fucking believe they are actually doing this.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 26, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160 "2003-12-26T20:46:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/1 "2003-12-26T20:46:12Z")

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[http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/031224c.php](http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/031224c.php)

I saw that link on the SA forums. I scrolled down, and saw the horror for myself:

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> “Sk8er Boi” - A teenage ballet dancer rejects the affections of a skateboarding enthusiast who has a crush on her because she feels her friends wouldn’t like him (she actually likes him), which is a decision she regrets five years later when he becomes an extremely successful musician.

Well, that pretty much proves it. There is, in fact, no God.

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**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/2 "2003-12-26T20:52:32Z")

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_cries_

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/3 "2003-12-26T21:00:03Z")

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What’s the problem again? So some rich fat cats are making another movie which targets prepubescent girls. I’m not exactly surprised.

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/4 "2003-12-26T21:07:25Z")

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I think the problem is based on the fact that it spewed from an Avril Lavigne song who everyone knows is lame and not a real punk. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/5 "2003-12-26T21:08:31Z")

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Fuck, what an awful title for a movie. Isn’t that an Avril song?

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/6 "2003-12-26T21:27:26Z")

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Isn’t there some sort of minimum age requirement for posting here?

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/7 "2003-12-26T21:30:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by county \*  
> \*\*Isn’t there some sort of minimum age requirement for posting here? \*\*

Yes, it’s 13. What’s your point?

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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/8 "2003-12-26T21:30:43Z")

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This is teh suxx0rs… or something.

Also, what’s up with “Freedomland”? Seems like another Morgan Freeman + younger female mystery/suspense flick.

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**Author:** ![Snite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Snite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snite)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/9 "2003-12-26T21:34:57Z")

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Where’s Waldo? A year from now we’re gonna be watching “Where’s Waldo?”

And no, there is a God, he’s just doing what he does best: unleashing horrible plagues upon the earth. Only this time through Avril Lavigne.  
Psychopachik Vampire

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/10 "2003-12-26T21:36:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by county \*  
> \*\*Isn’t there some sort of minimum age requirement for posting here? \*\*

Do you have a point other then the one on the top of your head?

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/11 "2003-12-26T22:25:13Z")

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Well, don’t get all defensive. I just thought the thread was a little immature, IMO.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/12 "2003-12-26T22:29:23Z")

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Because Avril Lavigne was mentioned?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/13 "2003-12-26T22:29:32Z")

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Erm…how so? 😕

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/14 "2003-12-26T22:31:33Z")

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This will be fucking _Citizen Kane_ compared to the putrid bucket of crap that was _From Justin to Kelly_.

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/15 "2003-12-26T22:35:56Z")

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What is so immature about being dismayed by the fact that Hollywood is making a movie based on some crappy four-minute long pop song?

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**Author:** ![Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/16 "2003-12-26T22:40:57Z")

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If you’re a music lover **Golden Gun** , the worst thing about growing older is how you inexorably become more and more cynical about anything to do with music in the realm of popular culture.

It’s a sad thing… and it’s an infuriating thing… but history shows that “time and time again”, if there’s a buck to be made by exploiting the dispensible cash holdings of younger folks who have an interest in music, then it’s “all bets are off”.

As the great man **Eddie Vedder** himself once said “It’s as though the entire music industry these days is geared towards ripping off every last cent from pre-pubescent teenagers by making endless clones of the same videos featuring perfect choreography performed by perfect fucking Disney Kids…”

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/17 "2003-12-26T22:41:18Z")

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Obviously, you didn’t get your opinion rated on the \*_county_ level of acceptability first, **TMWTGG**. For shame.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_the_CC)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/18 "2003-12-26T23:02:02Z")

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They probably just need some corporal punishment.

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**Author:** ![commie\_sho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@commie\_sho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commie_sho)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/19 "2003-12-26T23:29:53Z")

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Eddie Vedder has also said some outrageously ignorant things in the past. I wouldn’t use anything he’s said as words of wisdom…

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**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/20 "2003-12-26T23:37:49Z")

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Worst… pit… ever.

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