# I can't fucking believe they are actually doing this.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 26, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160 "2003-12-26T20:46:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/21 "2003-12-26T23:39:11Z")

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By the way, what are these “SA” forums? I keep seeing these mentioned, but never what or where they are.

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**Author:** ![Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/22 "2003-12-26T23:41:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by commie\_sho \*  
> \*\*Eddie Vedder has also said some outrageously ignorant things in the past. I wouldn’t use anything he’s said as words of wisdom… \*\*

I wasn’t aware of that. Most people I’ve ever heard tend to have glowing things to say about the guy when they speak about Eddie Vedder. Oh well… just goes to show how much I know! 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/23 "2003-12-26T23:43:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by eli\_the\_fanatic \*  
> \*\*By the way, what are these “SA” forums? I keep seeing these mentioned, but never what or where they are. \*\*

It’s the Something Awful website. Sometimes amusing. I enjoy the Photoshop Phridays.

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/24 "2003-12-27T00:43:16Z")

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Denzel plays the stooge in “The Manchurian Candidate”, and not the Humprey Bogart detective part? Oh no!

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/25 "2003-12-27T00:49:12Z")

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I followed the link…there’s a whole list of awful ideas for films…which one is the particular problem? 😛

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/26 "2003-12-27T05:17:53Z")

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It’s hard, frankly, to give a fiddler’s fuck about some crappy teeny-bopper movie.

Like **capacitor** , though, I’m upset by a pointless remake of _The Manchurian Candidate_.

_Suspect Zero_, I’ll admit, sounds intruiging.

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**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/27 "2003-12-27T05:37:29Z")

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Why the hell would anybody make a remake of **The Stepford Wives**?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/28 "2003-12-27T06:17:26Z")

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Speaking of shitty movies, isn’t Scooby Doo 2 coming out soon?

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**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/29 "2003-12-27T07:37:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*Speaking of shitty movies, isn’t Scooby Doo 2 coming out soon? \*\*

Hey, I enjoyed Scooby Doo. It was delightfully campy and bizarre, and it was a _major_ departure from the cliches of the actual Scooby Doo cartoon…

And the ending…

_smiles_

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/30 "2003-12-27T12:19:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tinkertoy \*  
> \*\*Why the hell would anybody make a remake of **The Stepford Wives**? \*\*

Because the first _attempt to film the book_ completely missed the mark?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/31 "2003-12-27T13:52:38Z")

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Boy I hope that’s a whoosh.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/32 "2003-12-27T14:16:33Z")

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What, my post?

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**Author:** ![665\_aka\_The\_Semi-Christ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/2bfe46/32.png) [@665\_aka\_The\_Semi-Christ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/665_aka_The_Semi-Christ)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/33 "2003-12-29T02:12:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Man With The Golden Gun \*  
> \*\*[http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/031224c.php](http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/031224c.php)
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> I saw that link on the SA forums. I scrolled down, and saw the horror for myself:
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> Well, that pretty much proves it. There is, in fact, no God. \*\*

What, you’d rather see another Jay and Silent Bob opus from Kevin Smith? Snootchie Boochie!!!

Sheesh.

Grow up.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/34 "2003-12-29T02:18:49Z")

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There’s going to be a _Where’s Waldo?_ movie?

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**Author:** ![A\_wizard\_song\_for\_thee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/46a35a/32.png) [@A\_wizard\_song\_for\_thee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_wizard_song_for_thee)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/35 "2003-12-29T02:25:56Z")

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Oh, come on, people, that’s all small potatoes next to the fact that they’ve cast _Jim Carrey_ as Count Olaf! Um, !!! What in all the hells was possessing these people? Oh, right, it’s Hollywood.

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/36 "2003-12-29T03:15:26Z")

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To me, _Sk8er Boi_ sounds like the title of a gay porn flick. It should be on a double bill with _Buster Goes to Laguna_.

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/37 "2003-12-29T04:14:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Early Out \*  
> \*\*To me, _Sk8er Boi_ sounds like the title of a gay porn flick. It should be on a double bill with _Buster Goes to Laguna_. \*\*

I’m not sure if that’s a reference to a real film or not, but just the title makes me laugh.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/38 "2003-12-29T04:30:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by capacitor \*  
> \*\*Denzel plays the stooge in “The Manchurian Candidate”, and not the Humprey Bogart detective part? Oh no! \*\*

This is a whoosh, right? I’m getting good at spotting them.

(What “Humprey Bogart detective part”?)

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**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/39 "2003-12-29T04:41:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by A wizard song for thee \*  
> \*\*Oh, come on, people, that’s all small potatoes next to the fact that they’ve cast _Jim Carrey_ as Count Olaf! Um, !!! What in all the hells was possessing these people? Oh, right, it’s Hollywood. \*\*

Jim Carrey as Count Olaf. Starring in a kids’ movie that’s supposed to be dark and morose.

I can only hope that they don’t turn that movie into an excuse for Jim Carrey to mug for the camera every second.

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**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/40 "2003-12-29T10:47:22Z")

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There hasn’t already been a _Where’s Waldo_ movie?

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