# I can't fucking believe they are actually doing this.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 26, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160 "2003-12-26T20:46:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/41 "2003-12-29T10:59:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Man With The Golden Gun \*  
> \*\*[http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/031224c.php](http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/031224c.php)
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> I saw that link on the SA forums. I scrolled down, and saw the horror for myself:
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> Well, that pretty much proves it. There is, in fact, no God. \*\*

This is America punishing the world for being mad at us. Surrender now or we’ll unleash _From Clay to Ruben_, even if it violates the Geneva Convention.

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/42 "2003-12-29T13:10:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pesch \*  
> \*\*I’m not sure if that’s a reference to a real film or not, but just the title makes me laugh. \*\*

Many years ago, my morning commute took me past a gay porn theater in DC, and _Buster Goes to Laguna_ was the feature for a few weeks. That title has stuck in my head for almost 20 years! 😃

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/43 "2003-12-29T13:31:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \*  
> \*\*This will be fucking _Citizen Kane_ compared to the putrid bucket of crap that was _From Justin to Kelly_. \*\*

Hey everybody, **Mr. Blue Sky** saw _From Justin to Kelly!_ Let’s all point at him and laugh!

So, **MrBS** , this is what you did:

You went to the video store.

You wandered over to the New Releases.

You selected the title in question.

Then you went back to the counter and paid actual money to take it home, that you might watch the kid who looks like his head has recently exploded fall in fake love with the girl who I can’t think of anything to say about because I don’t know anything about her.

This is all assuming that you didn’t go see it while it was in theaters. Actually, was it ever in theaters? Aww, I’m just messing with you, **Mr. Blue Sky**.

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/44 "2003-12-29T13:44:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Thea Logica \*  
> \*\*There hasn’t already been a _Where’s Waldo_ movie? \*\*

Not a movie, but there was a cartoon. It involved a magic walking stick. Wasn’t half bad. I’d much rather see a movie of that than of _Sk8er Boi_, but you have to admit, the plot isn’t that out there for a Hollywood movie.

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**Author:** ![magog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/fbc32d/32.png) [@magog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magog)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/45 "2003-12-29T13:49:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Thea Logica \*  
> \*\*There hasn’t already been a _Where’s Waldo_ movie? \*\*

I heard there was, but I could never find it.

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/46 "2003-12-29T14:04:05Z")

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My memory is pretty good, it turns out. You can still get copies of _Buster Goes to Laguna_, though it appears it’s only available in VHS: [http://hisxpress.com/CATBGTL.html](http://hisxpress.com/CATBGTL.html)

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/47 "2003-12-29T14:27:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hot Buttered Toast \*  
> \*\*I can only hope that they don’t turn that movie into an excuse for Jim Carrey to mug for the camera every second. \*\*

Isn’t that pretty much _every_ Jim Carrey movie, beginning to end?

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/48 "2003-12-29T14:45:35Z")

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Anything that promotes Avril Lavigne in any way is evil and must be stamped out at the source.

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**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/49 "2003-12-29T15:01:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> \*\*Isn’t that pretty much _every_ Jim Carrey movie, beginning to end? \*\*

Actually, no. _The Truman Show_, _The Majestic_ and _Man on the Moon_ were almost completely _sans_ mugging. And a couple others were fairly light on it. The man _can_ act, but unfortunately he was back to the Plastic Face thing in _Bruce Almighty_.

That said, I think it’s unfortunate that he’s been cast for Count Olaf. Anyone who has heard Tim Curry’s fine readings of the Unfortunate Events books knows that Curry should have had that part in the bag.

Oh, and I think _Sk8er Boi_ will be every bit as bad as _From Justin to Kelly_ (which I saw by proxy, thanks to my girls… they also thought it was stupid, yay!). What was trite and silly as a 4-minute song can only get worse when stretched into a 90-minute film.

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/50 "2003-12-29T20:04:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*  
> \*\*I wasn’t aware of that. Most people I’ve ever heard tend to have glowing things to say about the guy when they speak about Eddie Vedder. Oh well… just goes to show how much I know! 😃 \*\*

Yeah, it’s a shame his immortal soul will burn forever for his horrible rape of “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away.”

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/51 "2003-12-29T20:55:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
> \*\*What, my post? \*\*

No the one saying Scooby Doo 1 was good.

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**Author:** ![SpaceDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spacedog/32/9932_2.png) [@SpaceDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceDog)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-fucking-believe-they-are-actually-doing-this/221160/52 "2003-12-30T15:36:58Z")

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I have no strong opinion on the Sk8er Boi thing, although part of me strongly thinks it may be someone at paramount taking the piss. Of course if you ignore the song and the ‘wacky’ spelling there could be a grain of a half decent romantic-moral-comedy story in there.

But I’m really posting because of this …

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*No the one saying Scooby Doo 1 was good. \*\*

I can accept the SD wasn’t everyones cup of tea but I thought it was a great film, nice ideas, nice plot, nicely executed and generally fun with the added bonus of Sarah Michelle Geller and Isla Fisher. I’m unsure why you think it was soooo bad.

I have it on DVD and have watched it several times and am looking forward to the sequal, if that makes me odd then so be it.

SD – No relation to Mr Doo.

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